Poetry Pets

A unique extrapolation from the Tao Te Ching that expresses intuitionistic mathematics and systems logics.

Poetry Pets

Our collective ignorance is truly stupendous!

Me, myself, and I wholeheartedly agree upon!

Muddy Waters may yet possess untold depths!

For the really stupid crap that can be spoken of!

The kind we all, tend to easily forgive and forget,

Is never to be confused, with the enduring bullshit!

Which is why our Poetry Pets,

Express our collective ignorance!

And are one thing we can agree upon!

Saying just about everything and nothing,

Pets sans all the usual interminable debates!

Lowest of lowbrow, Three Stooges slapstick!

Whilst each must remain true to themselves.

Saying nothing, yet leaving nothing unsaid.

Some poetry pets prefer to roam the earth!

Occupying entirely new linguistic niches,

Poetry Pets all being cunning linguists,

Enormous gins, like the Cheshire Cat,

With more boxes, than Schrodinger!

Their eyes sparkle in the daylight!

Preening and coughing fur balls.

Purring innocently like a kitten,

Contently twitching their tails,

Inanely grinning as if harmless!

Posing for any passing tourists!

Patiently waiting for even days!

Practicing all their easier moves,

Bruce Lee school of potty humor!

Slinging zingers with casual ease,

Drooling idiot adult potty humor!

Tasteless ancient Asian mysticism.

Jokes older, than even Stone Henge!

No Class, No Style, No Brainer Bullshit Kung Fu!

Toddlers, are the recognized masters!

Capable of slinging countless zingers,

Mindbending mental judo and aikido!

Twist your brain, into a funky pretzel!

Render even Zen masters, unconscious!

Encourage yoga masters to walk away.

Slinging bullshit, with the best of them!

Sometimes even inspiring mass hysteria!

Sometimes, even inspiring schizophrenia!

Sometimes inspiring more mindless mobs!

The Ancient School, of Bull with Diarrhea!

Once heard, somethings cannot be unheard!

Somethings you only wish you could forget!

Somethings you only wish, were forgettable!

Making you cross your eyes in total disbelief!

Shake your damned head, and climb the walls.

Turn around and walkaway as fast as you can!

Knowing, there is nowhere on earth you can run!

Aware there’s no hope, of ever forgetting that one!

Leaving you speechless, and wishing you were deaf!

Wondering, if modern medicine holds hope for a cure.

Wondering, if there is still any hope left for humanity!

Wondering if you will ever dare to read anything again!

Wondering what it was you possibly did to deserve this!

Wondering why crap, appears to be following you around!

All too aware, there is just no damned justice in this world!

Our Poetry Pets are the end, of all common sense and sanity!

Survival, has nothing to do with how fast you can run away!

Victory can only be achieved by complete and total surrender!

Whenever the rubber meets the asphalt, but smells even worse!

Whenever you’d swear you smell sulfur, or week old dead fish!

Or something you once ate that inspired everyone to throw up!

Gagging and coughing while desperately searching for fresh air!

Expressing no sympathy or compassion whatsoever for anybody,

Prehistoric potty humor Poetry Pets our kids reinvent to this day,

Remain the self-evident truth which modern science can never deny,

That Mother Nature’s love is irresistible, but she has a wicked sense of humor!