the man on the road part 6

6 is my lucky letter!!!

*DING* "It is now Twelve Noon please wind your wrist watches now"

NEW IN PART SIX!!!!!

"BLUE"

*WOOF* barked Rex

"What's going on here" said in a British accent. "carl, without a capital c for all of you listening to this on the audio tape, stop speaking in that silly British accent, we aren't going to give you a new name even if your voice sounds different" proclaimed Marty! "awww" whined carl

"awww man why would you guys even build a spaceship like this anyway? asked Steve from the floor. carl looked at Steve funny "have you ever heard of Eugene Stomper"? "Yeah Eugene wanted us to take it out on a test run before we set off on our voyage to travel to a Galaxy Far Far Away" finished Marty. "Wow lame joke aside that sounds pretty serious... how long have you guys been under my house?"....

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"didn't you read part 3... since years ago c'mon get with the program"stated carl. "well since we are asking questions about previous parts of this story what was with that creepy guy from the first and second parts? did he even have anything to do with anything"??? asked Marty "yeah, remembered he sensed that the Earth would end today"! said Steve nonchalantly...."WHAT"! all three immediately yelled while Rex peed in the corner, but they weren't yelling at Rex in fact no one would even notice that Rex peed in the corner until part 7. "The Earth i... is ending today???" asked carl "hmmmm" wondered Steve "How does the earth just end anyway?" Marty answered with "I don't know..... maybe its just disappeared?"?!?!?!? <-------"Why did you have a bunch of exclamation points and question marks after your previous statement?" asked carl 

*BOOM*

The ship rocked from being hit by something....

various "AAAAAHHHHHH"s were heard from the men yelling 

Rex had finished peeing and fell asleep but was awoken by the bang and he (Rex) promptly whimpered....

what exactly happened?

will the next part be in Redovision?

who will discover that Rex peed?

what is the square root of 225?

why am I asking so many questions?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING INSTALLMENT OF THE MAN ON THE ROAD!!!!!!

Author's Note

If you want me to use your name throw it out there and tell me maybe I'll add another main character with your name later on????? who knows?
hahaha i hope you all have fun reading this it is meant to make people smile feel free to criticize it but, honestly I will most likely keep on keeping on the way it's going!!!

Reviews

[Kanattas Atir Enomo]

um....hahahahahahahahaha...wow. very interesting. i love it when the characters refer to the actual writing like when you referred to the multiple exclamation points and question marks. eh, i would comment on the structure and how it's a little confusing, and how you should clean it up a bit to make it a little easier to read, and maybe do a little checkup on your grammar, but frankly i don't want to. XD but really though, you might wanna go back and fix that once you're done. cuz after this, im just not gonna say anything about it. that'd be just overly redundant. but yea..another great installment. good job

[Elizabeth]

lmao. As always. "in fact no one would even notice that Rex peed in the corner until part 7" MEANWHILE, the world is ending. I just love, love , love your style. The humor is highbrow enough to keep me from being spoon fed the jokes, the images are strong and without cliche. imo this is perfect. More! More!