On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

A Poem by JayG
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Help for the modern toilet.

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Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.


© 2016 JayG



Author's Note

JayG
For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

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Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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Hahaha, it's good to genuinely "laugh out loud", which I did.
I feel my imagination has somehow been hijacked and abused by the last two verses.
Very....erm... Visual!
Nicely posted :)

Posted 10 Months Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

XD Fabulous. I got a good laugh of it!

Posted 12 Months Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Well this certainly will unblock the chakras Jay G. (Despite it picking up two stinkers in the process lol)
Brilliantly witty my friend !!
xDD

Posted 1 Year Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Awesome and fun! Nothing beats a good poetry about our taboo topic of bathroom talk.

Posted 1 Year Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This piece is worthy of your thrown. I do not contest, or congest it.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Why don't you go to the local library and read some real poetry?

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 4 people found this review constructive.

You're right. You aren't a poet.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

hahahahaha this gave me a good laugh !

Posted 1 Year Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Wow. I clicked on this because the title seemed so deep and emotional... Although it wasn't *quite* what I came for, I can say I was not at all disappointed! I'm probably going to read this to my friends when I see them again, haha.

Posted 1 Year Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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