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Norbanus is the leader of the Anus Clan, and has consumed his Biblically allocated three score and ten.

He is a hero of all the ages, having witnessed the birth of planets, the drowning of the earth, the parting of the seas, the Renaisance, and the rising and falling of empires. You name it he has been there. His knowledge is so vast, that if he recalled all these past lives he could become nothing less than the hero for all mankind. Women swoon over him and Men envy him. Children vie him a force to be reckoned with and animals sniff him.

He has known many hardships throughout the ages, and has learned to appreciate the fruitful savoring of road kill, baked in the hot desert sun for weeks until it takes on the tantalizing flavor of prime rib with a shrimp cocktail. Through trial and error, he has discovered the refreshing relief derived from drinking water accumulated in horse tracks after an afternoon shower in the desert.
He has also learned, through bitter experience, from which end of the horse, one might expect a kick.


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Posted 3 Years Ago

I've missed seeing you here as often lately, but I know the holidays are busy for everyone! Here's wishing you & your loved ones a joyous Christmas season (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

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Posted 4 Years Ago