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On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

A Poem by JayG
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Help for the modern toilet.

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Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.


© 2016 JayG



Author's Note

JayG
For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

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Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

Posted 2 Months Ago


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LM
LOL!! Very funny and so simply put and crafted! I love this. This would be a fun show and tell at a cocktail party! Nice one!

Posted 1 Year Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is way too funny, I love it!

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

this is great humour in poetry. I love it

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

hahaha very clever humour, very aussie in toilet humour I must say but pardon the pun this write flowed!! Thanks to KWP for the request lol.:):) Its a smile from me!!!:)

Posted 1 Year Ago


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Ha! I sent a read request to my friend Andrew because as soon as I read it I thought of him and his humour. I thought this kind of humour was an Aussie thing ... of course it is universal ...

I like your style
but not the stink
please take this soap
and clean the sink !!

Happy day to you X

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

It's humorous first one of these I have seen and I have mixed feelings yet I do like it so good work dear

Posted 1 Year Ago


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Gee
Like this, a wee bit of humour, rhyming and flowing sweetly, unlike the loo.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

I think it is hilarious. It made me chuckle. :)

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

I found it amusing. :) a bit of tongue in cheek toilet humor never hurt anyone. I loved your war poem on your blog.

Posted 1 Year Ago


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