Face Furniture

Just a bit o fun

Face Furniture

 

Shall I grow a beard for thee

A little Shakespeare one perchance

 

Or if you would I rather

I will sport a Che Guevara

 

If tho the thought has got ya thinkin

What about an old Abe Lincoln

 

Just a small one my chin

Three hairs no more like Hoe Chi Min

 

Hans Lanseth’s beard was something else

He couldn’t fit it in his house

 

A Da Vince or Van Dyke may be

More attractive tho just wait and see

 

It seems face furniture is the rage

Just go check out Sam Dickens, Norman223 or Ali’s page

 

Go look but don’t ya gloat now

I’m just off to cut me throat now.. only kidding

 

The End

 

Author's Note

face furniture.. speaks for itself.. maybe... if not we're talking beards okay

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Fun write Neville. I was always very partial to George Harrison, especially when he sported a beard. I have to say I like them. However, it has to be a proper beard, not designer bloomin stubble or half a dozen hairs hanging from the chin. It has to be hairy, but not untidy. Are you thinking of growing one?

Chris

[Neville]

Not any more.. I have had a couple but not when they are so bloomin trendy.. everyone seems to have one these days... actually I liked George with a beard myself .. :)

[Chris Shaw]

They are very trendy. Best one I've seen was on a life size cardboard cut out, of a male model in the men's clothing department in Debenhams. Left me weak at the knees he did :)

[Neville]

did he head butt ya or summat

[Chris Shaw]

:)).........................

[Neville]

that was funny in my head only it seems... Doh'

[Chris Shaw]

It was visual. Cardboard cutout toppling over. I can live with that, :)

[Neville]

could have killed ya.. are ya gonna sue

[Eilis]

My husband was just telling me how he’s ready for the beard trend to RIP.

Apparently every other man he sees at work is sporting a full beard and he laments the days of beards as the marker of mountain men and lumberjacks.

I’m not a member of either team (hair-shirts vs skins?). I can enjoy a well-groomed beard as much as a smoothly shaven chin. I think it’s a funny debate of the moment, though.

And face-furniture is excellent, haha. Wish I’d coined that term myself.

This was fun to read, made me chuckle.

[Neville]

Not sure how it happened, but I almost missed these very kind review comments my friend.. Many thanks indeed.. Oh' and Seasons Greetings to you & yours... Neville

[Eilis]

Same to you, Neville. Thanks

[Neville]

Bless ya my fine literary friend.. :)

[m3lody mae]

This is so cute and lively, so very well written

[Neville]

you are very kind dalton... and correspondingly, very much appreciated.. many thank you's, Neville

[andrew mitchell]

Another witty fun write Neville, to grow or not to grow that is the question, to look old bearded or look younger smooth while we can. lol

[Neville]

some of us have no choice.... cheers andrew.. :)

[Onlyme]

Great write Neville. To have facial hair or not?. And also the big question. If you do want some facial hair how much?

[Neville]

How much are you giving away....joking of course.. thanks for popping in Dawn, tis much appreciated... I have no plans at the moment to adawn.. get it my face with anything, tho I do need a shave coz I am a bit rough.... N :)

[Onlyme]

I often wonder how guy with beards eat. It must get in their food? And get messy?

[Neville]

I have had a beard twice before and they do take a lot of looking after, I once found half a steak pie, a packet of crisps and a bowl of soup hidden in my last one... that's why it had to go... :)

[Onlyme]

LOL, cheers Neville you do make me smile and lol out loud. hugs Dawn.

[Neville]

thank you.. :) N x

[lightsong]

that's not a BIT of fun that's SO MUCH fun!!!! You are really really the best on this hhhhaa! never ever do worry, when a woman loves You she will eventually love everything about You, if You had poor face furniture or a really wealthy one. dear Neville You are loved as You :) now the idea got me thinking of our "head furniture" us women :) :) :D

[Neville]

what a lovely review comment and what an excellent idea for you girls out there.. thank you dear friend :)

[Gee]

Man, I detest having to shave. Luckily I work amongst the great unwashed on site so what ya look like doesn't matter. I'm never clean shaven, like to have a wee bit of fluff to hide the ever wrinkling puss, plus the good lady doesn't like my mush completely hair less.
Good morning Neville, enjoyed the read, hope you are well.

[Neville]

Good on ya Gee.. Cheers... could be worse... Seasons Greetings to You & Your's N

[Gee]

Back at ya big boy :))

[Neville]

....... :) N x

[jacob erin-cilberto]

my dad had a beard his last couple years...looked good, but so strange....he had been so clean shaven and crewcut all the years i knew him before that...but hey...at 95, he gets to do what he wants.

[Neville]

Fantastic my friend, no one is gonna argue with him... my Dad had a beard forever until a few weeks before he passed.. it was hard to recognise him like that.. in my memories he looks just like Santa in our friend Crippled Queen's poem... cheers N

[Norman 223]

I used to have a full dark beard, but as I grew old and shrivelled my side whiskers gave up the struggle and my face re-appeared - I think I now try to look distinguished before being extinguished.
Enjoyed the encyclopaedic review of facial adornments though, Neville.

[Neville]

You are distinguished sir.. have no feared, there's no mistakin that silver white beard... Cheers Norm

[Dr. YumnaKay]

That's one way to put it, I suppose. I must say, I do like beards on men ;P but oh, if it is to impress someone...
This one had me chuckling. I enjoy reading your pieces :)

[Neville]

ha.. so good to hear.. in truth tho, I can't imagine doing anything to impress someone else these days.. I did once play a whole gig with a band on the roof opposite where a young medical student I fancied lived.. and maybe a few other wacky things besides.. now tho tis out of the question.... unless ya ask me very nicely.... N :)