Protocol

Okay let's get the etiquette straight
I walk towards you, I nod
You nod back
Works all around the world
What doesn’t work, is, you stopping
Stopping is bad
It’s a protocol thing
One must never stop and engage one
You just don’t do it
I really don’t want to know about your corns
Don’t give a crap about your lumbago
The price of fish doesn’t interest me
Old Mrs Jones died this time
Sure she’ll be missed
Your wife’s having an affair
How are your corns
They really can be painful I'm told
That lumbago
I could recommend a good chiropractor
The price of fish these days, shocking
Old Mrs Jones
God, I'll miss her
Is that my bust, bus
Need to rush.

Reviews

[Gee]

" Hi, how are ya".....not that I give a frig.
So true Paul

[Paul Bell]

Just what i want to hear. lol

[DIVYA]

Now that I know just what irks Paul!
Thanks for letting me in on it.

Very nicely done, Paul. Funny and informative too.

[Paul Bell]

I'm just like a public service. lol

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

I wont ask....but you know, if i do....I wanna know! lol

[Paul Bell]

I think he's trying to dig himself out of a hole. lol

[Marina]

'Hey how are you?' told simultaneously by two people when they bump into one another and never getting an actual reply is the best thing ever.

[Paul Bell]

It sure is. I run all my relationships on this premise. lol. How are you.

[Marina]

I see what you did there.

[Neelam]

The vanity of societal courtesy....so artificial.

[Paul Bell]

It sure is. Though i think this guy didn't really want to engage one.

[Neelam]

Exactly! But was forced to!

[Paul Bell]

No, he was having it off with his wife. lol