Lost in a Blue Pudding Cup World

for a contest - completely absurd...

At the bottom of Pam’s second cup

mere minutes after waking up

 

there was still not enough caffeine

running through her veins.

She required more high-octane beans

to be hyperactive queen.

 

So off to Starbucks Pam went

to satisfy her addiction,

trudging twenty blocks of cement

until all her energy was spent.

 

She made it just before the rains

into mocha latte’s jurisdiction,

taking tremendous pains

to abide by her purist conviction.

 

Pam bellied up to the bar

quite glad to be living nonfiction

when a dude with a plastic guitar

told her he’d make her a star.

 

Though he ordered them triple espresso,

Pam was blessed with more brains

than to take this guy as her beau;

she said, "Get lost, leave, just go!"

 

She’d much rather sup

with a Bull-Shi-tzu pup.

Author's Note

For the "Follow Directions"
Rhyme Scheme: AA BCBB DEDD CECE FEFF GCGG AA

Title must be seven words, and may not have anything to do with the poem; it must absurd

This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands... :)