I Scream for Ice Cream

I Scream for Ice Cream

A Poem by Frieda P
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shytes & giggles sort of....

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I used to love your body, 
but now you're over the top
and your spirit ain't so hot
sick of your 'tude, 
'get with the program'
you keep telling me my a*s is 'too fat'
I need to get out there and on the spot
run and sweat my tush off just for you
sorry, you ain't that superb in the sack
you can't get close enough to dance
not to mention, your nuts have shrunk
your big fat ego gets in the way of bliss
I'd rather eat a fattening ice cream sundae
it certainly gives me more satisfaction!      


                                                                     

© 2013 Frieda P



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damn this dude certainly got som heez gonna need some icecream to heal that ego burn XD and yes large egos usually shrink your nuts or so I've heard
this was very funny i loved it saw the title and the writer on my homepage and started laughing from there
oh by the way this guy's an idiot there is no way in heaven or earth an a*s can be too fat

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

ha they do! Okay that made me laugh, you only saw my name and cracked up! ha I love you! :-)



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Wow - You are a trip - I get a kick out of all your writings. Like I said before never know what to expect from you and I just love it. ;)

Posted 4 Years Ago


Lol. Ice cream is better any day. ;)

Posted 4 Years Ago


Saw the photo . . . given a choice, I'd rather take the sundae too

Posted 4 Years Ago


Kaylor Mason

4 Years Ago

At least the sundae can appreciate its purpose of pleasing others . . . more than the idiot in the p.. read more
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

You won't get an argument from me! ;-)
Dude should have taken care of business instead of sticking his head in other business. High price for a one sided conversation he didn't even know he was having.
Ah well, "Another One Bits the Dust."
How's your Moose Track supply holding out?

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Aren't they always....
Michael G.

4 Years Ago

(Smiling... shaking his head, walking away.)
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

hahaha fresh.
Haha very cool, hit him with your best shot right in the nuts ..... on the ice cream sundie of course. :)

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Payback's a b***h, now you got that song stuck in my head!! ;-P
Carolann Dowsett

4 Years Ago

:-)
This is a hoot........yep, I'll have the ice cream sundae too!! He can have the fat ego, and I'll have the fat tush - but, you can hold the nuts on mine too!

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

ha yep there's enough nutz around here, thanks Sheila!
LOL ice cream sundae. Now THAT is harsh!

I loved this one. A nice hard slap of reality for the guy.

Well done

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

ha but it was Moose Tracks!
thanks ;-)
Wow vitriol with knobs on! He must have really pissed you off?

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

ya think? ;-)
Ooooh someone's got a little 'tude herself lol nice little dose of sarcasm for the day

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

ha more like a big bad 'tude! ;-)
C.C. Marx

4 Years Ago

Hey, you got put guys in there place, they need to learn sometime!!
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

You said a mouthful!
You made me laugh twice today... thank you for sharing.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Oh good, laughter is a tonic. :-D

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Frieda P
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If you want to know me, read my poetry, it's all in there. I am a mother of three sons (my finest moments) a sister, a survivor and a little bit crazy. I lost my beloved sister to suicide, so you'll.. more..

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