~serial reader

Serial reader, 

vanquishes each poem in under a minute

no anguish in his surmise, 

must have found god or gotten wise

infers greatness in copy & paste

same old metaphors of grace

a notch above fluff's offense

used to spew disgust on cue

now he's the candy man,

cat let out of the bag...

purrfect timing

Author's Note

captcha ~ wandman

Reviews

[Ally Monique]

hahaha love the bullshit meter! This poem is so sassy! I love the name that you put to the BS reviewers, serial reader- makes them seem sinister and manipulative :) I can honestly say there isn't anything I dislike about this poem, it was clever and well written the whole entire way through! It's true, the best reviews are constructive, and point out the flaws in the piece. As writers, there is always room for improvement.

[Frieda P]

Seems everybody does, thanks for your review Ally, true story by the way. :)

[Rita L. Sev]

Lol! I don't get the point of reviewing without reading; perhaps in hopes of more visits to one's page. I assure you, I read, and think, before commenting. :) though on your page, Frieda, I know I will often be using some variation of the word "great"!

[Frieda P]

Yep me either, but I think you're right....and thanks muchly Rita, I know you always do! :)

[Mélania Woolf]

Reading is a pleasure of life. It's something we enjoy doing :D
This is so funny though
The duck song and the bullshit detector haha

[Frieda P]

Ha everyone loves the bullshit meter, I laugh every time at the duck song, I know it's stupid silly haha ;)

[Mélania Woolf]

We all need some of that silliness you know :3 Too much seriousness !

[TPK Stories]

Good poem...sometimes I think I would rate high on the bullshit meter???????

[Frieda P]

It pertains to those who don't read and only review for god knows what reason....!!!

[Beccy]

Bravo, I know exactly where you're coming from. If one doesn't read for the pleasure, then what is the point, other than quid pro quo and all that, which in the end is a pointless exercise.

Beccy.

[Frieda P]

My sentiments exactly, thanks Beccy.

[Rene Salinas]

Can't be helped I suppose I am a sucker for images I saw the bullshit meter and proceeded to say : Anna!!! where on this meter do you think I would rate? Off the scale she said. Sighs------
If you don't want to know don't ask hey? and that quasi satirical moment is also a reflection of something that comes out from reading this cratfy lines. When you read something a piece you are taking in a side of a human being. The least one can do is give that person the time they so deservedly need.
This is funny, insightful too , reflective a lot and wise.

Thankyou Frieda

[Frieda P]

Your review made me smile, and I concur....thanks muchly Rene.

[Ayushi]

lol
Funny and intelligent write..
I liked your concept and loved the video :)

[Frieda P]

Haha that video cracks me up it's so silly, thanks Ayushi :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

this is nice!

is that helpful? nice????

i know what this is about...:)

and yes, we do wonder...

are you saying that serial readers should be victims of serial killers?
and the weapon of choice?
exclamation points jabbed into the eyes!!!!

[Frieda P]

I don't know what I'm saying...apparently you do haha ;)

[Avinash]

Ha ha ha ....sometimes I feel few comments were put by a bot. In fact many people are around here with fake identity and god knows what intentions. Why to trouble your fingers when heart is not sending any extra blood there.

[Frieda P]

Beats me Avinash, I have none of the answers...thanks for your input.

[Kieta!]

I like the idea (btw I watched the Duck Songs haha they were funny)

[Frieda P]

Ha had to cut the tension with a duck slap! Oi... :) Thanks...

[willweb]

This was very good Frieda P. You could almost be talking to me with this. I know I am not that good at reviewing and say the same thing a lot of the time, but I can assure you I do read the poems. Sometimes more than once to make sure I get the feeling of the message and the thought. And I did really enjoy this today. :)

[Frieda P]

Nah, not you Will, those people that do a review every minute or so, you know they DID NOT read your work.... :)