Deadpool: Leatherface (Cyber-Punk!)

Narrator describes his dream-sleep in which he's immersed into his own imaginationr regarding the flowery of cyber-dollars.

Here's one last short about my love of video-games and cyber-punk diaries. Thanks for reading,

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I was playing with my excellent Deadpool and Mortal Kombat video-games on my Sony PS4. I'm Michael. I'm a tech-wiz and hacker and nerd.

My girlfriend Eileen is a Broadway star I met while seeing a production of The Lion King. We got married. She appreciates my love of cyber-punk imagination and the video-game universe, since I'm an employee of the Circuit-City tech-grid consulting group Firedog. I get paid well. Eileen reminds me however not to be obsessed with video-games!

One night, I had a dream in which I was mechanically transported inside the video-game universe. It was if my life consciousness was re-interpreted onto a grid for dynamic motion, like I'd become a cybernetic 'being' itself! I was riding my virtua-bike while being teleported mystically into the Deadpool and Mortal Kombat transformations!

I landed on a strange planet called Mega-Earth and found myself donning the mantle of the pirate anti-hero Deadpool. I was assisting the national military in dealing with a nefarious super-monster named Leatherface, recognizing immediately the cyber-villain was from the Mortal Kombat universe. This was an adventure of ultimate valor, I must say.

DEADPOOL (Me): I'm here to stop you!
LEATHERFACE: Nerd.
DEADPOOL: Your chainsaw days are near their end!
LEATHERFACE: Nerd.
DEADPOOL: You seem rather angry for a man of colors!
LEATHERFACE: Nerd.
DEADPOOL: Your chainsaw will fall and you will be cut by your own vanity!
LEATHERFACE: Nerd.
DEADPOOL: I will stop you without doubt, Leatherface.

I did indeed manage to stop Leatherface in my dream in which I was the pirate cyber-punk anti-hero Deadpool. I then met a beautiful young woman named Natalya who wanted me to take her out of all this hellish anti-material universe. I knew then Natalya was actually my wife Eileen. I kept her close to my heart in my dream-sleep, so I'd rescue her from the likes of Leatherface!

The key to this heroism was the heist of some warlord gems from the fortress of the dark Kotal Kahn in this strange alternate planet called Mega-Earth. I sneaked in pretending to be a hero defecting to the sides of evil and then requested to be escorted into the treasure room by the guards where I might draw paintings of the treasure gems and diamonds of Kahn. When the guards became drunk during my revelry in which I encouraged everyone to drink liberally while I painted, I slipped some sedatives into their drinks and then stole the Kahn gems while they're unconscious.

Now, with the fortune and glory of Kahn's empire, which included the vile dungeon of the demonic Leatherface, I managed to escape dry and smiling with my damsel Natalya, who's actually my wife Eileen. This was a dream of ultimate democracy! I awoke and told Eileen my dream and explained to her my new life plan --- to invest in a California Pizza Kitchen business branch. Why? I'm translating my love of capitalism and civilization into a life of fortune...and patriotism!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)