Clueless

A tribute-cum-assault to the film.

“Oh, my God, Oh my God!

She’s like, so last season!”

                     For Christ’s sakes! Stop saying that!

                     At least have more reason!

“Oh, my God! Like, way touchy!

Did you miss the sales?”

                     Just go check out your hair,

                     And touch-up your nails!

“Oh, my God! Yeah, get her!

Her slip’s really showing!”

                      Look, if you carry on

                      I shall I have to be going.

“What-ever! Like, hey!

Oh, my God! B***h has claws!”

                      Yeah, I’m sharpening them now

                      They’re just like buzz-saws.

“Like, Oh --- my-God!

Girlfriend - I’m outtie!”

                      Yeah, b***h, get back to the mall!

                      When you’re angry your lips get real pouty!

Reviews

[J.Black]

LOL! Okay please forgive me- I know I'm looking through all your old works but, HELL, they are so funny! And GREAT. Sadly, many girls are like that! Hahah you did an awesome job- next time I watch this film I will sure keep this in mind.

[mope]

Aarrrgh, NO, NO, NO - you have inflicted great pain upon me. My son loves doing impressions of all of this just to wind me up.

"For Christ’s sakes! Stop saying that!"

Just my humble opinion of course :)

[zombiikillah666]

Hey there....i like your hair.
who does your hair?
I wanna go there. pssshyah.
Hey b*****s, my scalp itches.
ill do my own damn hair. psshyah. :P
hahaha. i like this. :D

[Chloe..Across the Unive..]

'When you are angry your lips get real pouty'!

I wonder with all wanting think lips will she pout more now?

This does remind me of the movie.. malls, sales, appearance.. they were and are in my opinion certainly clueless.. good parody , good dialogue.. very humorous!

Chloe

Good luck in the contest!

[R E Tree]

What a arguement... Girls like that just don't stand out they are just different not like people in a crowd. Wearing the same things and talking crap. But if thats what that girl suppose to be saying oh my god then she should really look deeper into what people do these days because thats not right

[Paul Okeke]

real funny&clueless

[Manda]

i liked this! nicely done

[Sean Allen]

I never saw the film, but have been trying to think of the movie I saw the other day where this girl kept saying the dumbest things. Either way, this is cute and creative.

[carmz]

love its content

its awesome

[Truly Ross-Wisehart]

Way funny! Like, I totally had the 'valley girl' voice going on in my head while reading this! Fun!

~True