WARNING: you big M crapheads! 🍔🧨

ha-ha-ha putz.

With leather and spikes 

on the wrists of my attitude

my disposition was like a blade

flashed open, similar to a warrior 

ready to swiftly rip his sword 

from its sheath;

or a pilot ready to fly

into the danger zone;

or a racehorse 

unhampered by its nosebag.

What can I say,

my phasers were set on Stun. 

My G-Shock watch

was set to 5:54 PM.

As I donned my dark shades

I was ready for war.

Pulling up to the speaker 

my eyes were like laser beams. 

I spoke with a confident voice:

"One cheeseburger,

one Small Fries

and One small coffee

light with one sugar."

("Okay, thank you," he said.

"Pull around to the side window, please.")

I sure will.   (you little craphead).

Slowly pulling the car around

my blood was flowing. I'm was ready!

How many times,

How many times 

did they give me a coffee

with no sugar or cream.

Not this time Putz.

You're going down!!

Two minutes later

as I Pulled up to the window

I got my order - (thanks, I said softly) -

then purposefully pulled into 

a parking space to check.

My mind raced:

Time to meet hell-fire people.

Remember that chick 

with telekenetic powers 

in that movie Carrie?

ha-ha-ha

Opening the coffee top

I arrogantly peeked in:

Hmm? That's weird.

Giving it a small swig

I was a bit confused.

He got it right. 

I wonder what happened? 

Was that the same kid

that gave me a haunted smile 

last time? 

Yeah, it was. 

Okay, relax, I thought.

Take off the shades,

pull down the skull and crossbones flag

your mentally flying. 

I don't know what just happened 

but let's go home and eat, soldier.

Pulling away, however, I couldn't resist.

I let him and two startled pedestrians

hear my warning, albeit with a cracked-voice

and diabolic laughter. 

YOU WON THIS ONE, 

BUT I'LL BE BACK, I'LL BE BAAACK!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Reviews

[andrew mitchell]

Just another big M corporate doing what they do best, grabbing your money for you to pay for their mistakes.

[Relic]

Presicely andrew. ha Thanks for the read. :)

[John the Baptist]

Who knows when life will plunge us suddenly into the midst of a defining moment?

[Relic]

lol exactly, John. haha Thanks. :)

[Marina]

I suppose the moral to your tale is to never buy your caffeine hit from McD and to go easy on the Terminator impressions. Hasta La Vista, Relic. 💛

[Relic]

LOL well saidm Marina. Thanks. :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Nothing like being inside when they make up our orders, so we can watch them.
I have corrected many before the mistakes as I watched.

Maybe I'll just have a fish sandwich instead.
j.

[Relic]

ha-ha, sounds like a good idea. Thanks, J.

[mattavelli]

Hello, Relic! :)
I was a big M craphead a long time ago, before the bobbling. We deserved to be rage targets. This was a fun read. Thanks for sharing.

[Relic]

I'm glad you approved. :) Thanks.

[Robert Trakofler]

LOL you can never trust them... instincts:)

[Relic]

No, you can't Robert. :) Thanks.

[Fran Marie]

haha you nailed
it!!...

the frustrations
that build up
over time ..
Maybe someday
they'll get the
orders right..lol

[Relic]

Thanks for reading, Fran. :)

[wordman]

as a former supervisor in the food business i can relate,i have fired a hundred at the drive through,not literally

[Relic]

I can understand your plight, wordman. Thanks. :)

[wordman]

you`re welcome

[Poetic Beauty]

Lmao this is too funny but in life we feel that way some days. It doesn’t matter if it is a small thing or not sometimes those small things build up over time and cause us to feel like warriors going into battle only to have all the hot air deflate when for out of the blue it goes right lmao 😂

[Relic]

ha-ha Thanks for review, PB. :)