May 11th/2016- Dear blister on my foot

I don't know, it f*****g hurts. So I'm gonna write about it.

Dear blister on my foot,

You f*****g suck.

However, I am proud of myself for walking more,

But now my problem is that I can't walk at all.

You, not so little blister, have been the absolute worst these past couple days,

So much so that I can't even put weight on my foot anymore.

That's going to make my 2km walk to school fun tomorrow,

Where I will stand most of the day,

And then trek 2 more km home.

But it's worth it,

Because I'm going to look bomb as f**k from walking everywhere.

You still f*****g suck though.

                
                                                               Not so sincerely,

                                                                                  The grumpy b***h that can't walk.

Author's Note

Lol this isn't really a book of poems, it's a book of stupid complaints passed off as poetry XDD