1-20-1956

NOT ME WRITING, ALTER-EGO RYKER KILLIAN IS!!!!!

Some Horrors Of Mine

Well, lets see,

I have "accidently" killed someone last night.  I feel bad, because of the man I killed.  He was just some old guy trying to take out the trash

 

I don't get WHY i did it.  I just saw him, three flights of stairs below.   I was holding a TV. that was going to go in the trash.  I saw him and said, well, WHY NOT????   I dropped it.  It landed on his head, crushing the right side of his face.

 

It looked like hamburger helper, so I ran inside and calmly grabbed a soda.

I went to teh fridge so I could look for something to quickly make and eat.

The only food was two week old eggs, not what I was looking for.

 

Alas, that was the first kill.  I went outside as calm as possible to go to the grocerys for a quick TV dinner. 

Author's Note

Scribbles of insanity from my Alter-Ego

Reviews

[Matthew Smith]

This is /absolutely/ great. Some of the best writing I've seen on this site. Seriously. I am absolutely blown away.

Lol.

[Dr.Who.LOVER]

Whoa.