The Wild Ride

It's a wild ride through my system

The water and fiber

Makes the ride really smooth

And fast

Oh s**t

I have to hold onto the bottom of my pants

As I'm running trying to keep my bullshit

In my hairy a*s

That may sound crass

But I've got no time for politeness

So I'm tearing doors down

Ripping zippers apart

Quick

So I can feel the porcelain

On my back

Side

And ride this tide yes it's time

A grunt and a gurgle

As a turtle attempts

To poke it's head

Out of the shell of my terdhole

Well out of my body

The steaming hotly contested

Tried to make it's way out of

My intestines

And with the vegetables I eat

It's success is assured

I must've been fucked by a black man

Because I had a brown baby boy

Out of my backdoor vagina

Ahh that feels better

Reviews

[Michael G. Smith]

Luke, I enjoy reading your take on life. But please don't send me read request poems with vulgar words. Thank you.

[Angela ☄️]

Loved it!! Could NOT stop laughing.. still giggling actully xD

[Luke L]

thank you :)

[Angela ☄️]

Your welcome :)

[Riding the Rainbow]

OMG!!! **can't stop laughing**

[Pryde Foltz]

I have to say; you suck at love poems.

[Luke L]

I can do it, but it makes me cringe

[Pryde Foltz]

S**t or write love poems?

[Luke L]

writing love poems

[Pryde Foltz]

Lmao......,...

[MsJewel]

LOL... I would be shocked but to be honest, I can't stop laughing...This is hysterical!

:) Julie

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Loved it!................

[Dye]

Oh my god! What the f**k did I just read? LOL It was a funny ride for sure.

[Luke L]

hahaha thank you very much :)

[Dye]

You are most welcome. :)

[Azure Montessa (Blue)]

Whoaa, can't stop chuckling! The offensive words used here are excusable as they are intended for humor, which the piece has achieved excellently. Interesting metaphors, and I love the guts for these thoughts to be written down. Well-written, Luke. Thanks for making my day! :))))

[Luke L]

thank you very much

[Subversive Reality]

10/10 for humour and, for a poem about crap, its very well written. Nicely done, made me laugh.

It appears you can polish a t**d after all :-)

[Luke L]

hahah thanks