LifeguardA Poem by Luke L
Whoa man
What is it to be a lifeguard
Getting all the babes humping your leg Attached like you need a razor To get rid of them all But it's well deserved You saved the lives of those sputtering Those panicked trying to get to the surface But can't use their body correctly Blow your whistle See me, hear me Beach day officer Please don't pull me over For speeding in the water Oh yeah And please don't impregnate my daughter Use a wet suit when you're swimming with her Matter of fact don't jump in Just let her drown Striking a pose like a gladiator Photosynthesis to overstimulate Your skins melatonin response So now you're a the freckled carrot Protector of gross tourists I salute you, sir © 2014 Luke LReviews
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StatsAuthorLuke LVictoria, British Columbia, CanadaAboutI love music. I love writing erotic stories and poems. Follow me on Twitter: @LukeLesterMusic Here is my blog: http://luketalkstuff.blogspot.ca/ I write random things on there and link .. more..Writing
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