This is Hysterical!

Story of a silly little dog.

You’ll never believe it

ROFLMAO

A dog, a relic, hysteric

Was born with a tragic flaw

A fetish for abuse

By his darling Mom-in-law

SMH, he’s so angelic

Loves being buggered in public

Till he pees his rheumy paws

He offers up his butt

Gets repeatedly kicked

In his sad, wrinkly nuts

By a bad, backwoods broad

With a hairy, lumpy jaw

Chorus

A dog, a relic, hysteric

Has such a friggin’ flaw

Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw

Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw

STFU! She often tells him

You f*****g old outlaw

And he soils his knickers

Publicly, cooing in awe

Now, while in her hole 

she hibernates

The spineless ol primate

Messages all her foes

Drooling, in the raw

It’s beyond the silly prick

She may come back quick

With a big, bloody chainsaw

Hacking off his small 

Soft, noodly dick

Screaming her last hurrah

Chorus

A dog, a relic, hysteric

Has such a friggin’ flaw

Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw

Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw

Author's Note

An award winning comedy poem. I won intergalactic acclaim for this. All are invited for a read and laugh

Reviews

[Marina]

Intergalactic acclaim?? I didn't realise they had Intergalactic Poetry sites open for entrants! You might want to keep that a secret, though. Else a certain prominent award winning fundamentalist will steal your thunder! You are always having fun in your writes and it's admirable that you don't take yourself so seriously. It's something we can learn from your pen. You have a talent for internal rhyme and if you can play a guitar and sing this may make you an intergalactic internet sensation....assuming they have internet in the far reaches of the galaxy, that is. Always bold and witty, Miss Marlette. 💛

[Miss Marlette]

I love this review. Yes, I rock to my own internal rhythm. As for the award winning fundamentalists....They'll fall flat at a kindergarten poetry competition, ninja hood and all lol. I just love being hilarious. Thanks Marina dear.

[Jaffer]

What a sorry little joker this is hahaha. What's she doing btw. She should come back and hack his privk Pronto. Have a feeling she'll do a good job of it. Howling with laughs.

[Miss Marlette]

He's probably mailing around frantically as per the practice here. It's a clique of whiners taking themselves too seriously. As for her lol. No comments.

[ZeppoZealand]

L f*****g MAO. You made a weeping clowns day. I'm rolling in pain on the floor.

[Miss Marlette]

No worries. A good laugh keeps the grey gremlins at bay.