The Fridge.

I didn't mind you balling Jack in our sack

Behind my back

But to take the fridge which held the beer

That was low, even for you dear

Now I hear you've dumped Jack, in favour of Mark

Everybody knows, he’s a nark

And what about the beer

Is it true, Mark the nark was shot in the dark

Now you're with Joe

The price of beer, it’s shocking you know

Heard the news, heart attack, poor Joe, and at the point of blow

Way to go Joe, the beer will flow

Is it true, Joe’s hardly dead and you’re away with Fred

My god, I'm drinking myself dead

Oh no, surely not Fred, he was in his prime

Time gentlemen please, time

Well that sobered me up

You’re living with Mary, quite contrary

That's it, you've crossed the line

I'm the laughing stock in the Rose and Crown

You have finally pushed me over the ridge

For Chrissakes woman

Keep the bloody fridge.

Reviews

[DIVYA]

Loved, just loved the humor and the rhyme!

[Paul Bell]

Don't think he ever got that fridge back.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

This is a tumbling humour filled piece Paul. Very entertaining and the last two lines are simply a fantastic ending.

[Paul Bell]

Could you imagine that lot on Jeremy Kyle.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

lol!......

[Tony Jordan]

I feel bad for laughing but this is too good not to.
:))

[Paul Bell]

Poor lad has never recovered.

[Tony Jordan]

There should be compensation for such a case !!
Where's there's blame there's a claim but where there's loss of ale - justice MUST prevail.

[Paul Bell]

Like your thinking. If only she wasn't built like a tank. lol

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Ha! She's a veritable revolving door! So witty and funny, cleverly penned, great rhyme, rhythm and flow. Her men meet their just ends, but the fridge, the fridge...oh well I'm sure there was no beer left in it anyway! Love this- still smiling!

[Paul Bell]

It was full to brimming. Never come between a man and his fridge. Wonder who she's with now. lol