THE END OF THE WORLD- TWISTED TALES STYLE!!!

This is a raritly, becuase Bunk and I appear as characters on a stage. We've done this a few times. I wrote this one, but it was inspired by Bunk's awesome poem, "The End of the World".

Twisted Tales:
THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Dun-da-dah-dun-da!!!

Stage sits with curtains closed.  Curtains open.  Bubblebrain(BB) is standing in center with spotlight on.
BB- Heeelllllllloooooo!!!  Today is a very special day! Do you want to know why?
Crowd- Why?
Bunk(B) leaps onto stage and recites “The End of the World” with a passion.
B- And that’s today!
Both- It’s the end of the world!!!
BB- You know about the Apocalypse and the 7 signs, right?
Crowd- Yeah…
B- Well, forget those!  We have our own signs!
Bubblebrain reaches into crate on stage and pulls out signs reading the messages such as “World Ends This Way!!!”
Crowd- *groan*
BB- Yeah, its was a pretty bad joke, huh?
B- Uh, yeah.
BB- Anyways… where were we?
B- THE SIGNS!
BB- Oh, right!
Bunk walks to podium and presses red button.  Whipped cream sprays out.  Bubblebrain giggles.
BB- Opps, I forgot to warn you that I changed the buttons! *giggle, giggle*
B- Hahahah.  No, really, I’m laughing.
Bubblebrain sticks finger in whipped cream.
BB- *yuuuummm…*
B- *grrr…*
BB- Press the blue one!
B- No way!  I don’t trust you!  You do it!
Bubblebrain presses blue button.  Confetti pours from ceilings and poster unrolls, listing 7 signs.
B- *Grrr…*
BB- Yay! It worked!!!
B- Yeah… So here are our 7 signs!
Bubblebrain gets excited and jumps around.  She falls off stage.
BB- *owwww…*
B- Uh, as I was saying… The first sign is that pickles will rain from the sky!
Bubblebrain tries to climb back up but falls again.
B-Umm… the second sign is that chicken coops will appear out of thin air!
Bubblebrain climbs up.
BB- and the third sign is missiles going off out of nowhere!
B- Like this!
Bunk runs up to podium and hits purple button.  Missiles fire into audience.
Crowd- AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Note

Sorry, I only have about half of this typed up and on my computer, but I will find my notebook with the rest in it and get it up ASAP as well as the poem that inspired it :)