Unmentionable

My underwear’s on backwards,

I got dressed in the dark;

thank goodness no one noticed

‘cause they’d make a snide remark

 

I put them on quite inside-out,

it must have been in haste;

so glad that it’s a secret,

or I’d surely be disgraced

 

Unmentionables, mentioned

I’ve dodged a big to-do

‘cause nobody will ever know ~

except, of course, for you…

Author's Note

Seeking silly today.. ;)

Reviews

[Anahat]

I like the title and how you have used it in the poem...
Your poems can definitely bring a smile on anyone's face!
Cheers!
-Love Anahat :)

[Rita L. Sev]

Thank you, Anahat!

[C. Rose]

Unmentionables mentioned :)
Thanks for another smile.

[Rita L. Sev]

:) Glad to give a smile, C Rose! Thank you!

[Chris]

Drawer Rage! The next big source of anger and mal-content!

[Rita L. Sev]

Lol! It's always gotta be something, Chris! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

After I read this I checked my skivvies. They're on right. Thanks for reminding me.

[Rita L. Sev]

No problem. That's what I'm here for... :) Thanks, Mark.

[kublakhan27]

LOL You're a comic genius my friend...I'll never get dressed in the dark again ;P

[Rita L. Sev]

Thank goodness I could be of some service, Steve! ;) Thanks! (love the pic, by the way)

[kublakhan27]

Always a pleasure Rita ;) Glad you like the pic, it just felt like it was time to show myself :)

[Cory Barrett]

Ha! This is such a fun write, and really brilliant! I want to borrow a pint of your humor!

This also reminds me of a time I thought I was putting on underwear, it end up being the tank top of my girl friend! 10 years after the fact, she is my partner and mother of our children!

[Rita L. Sev]

Haha! Your story goes to show that we all have those days! As for borrowing a pint, I must admit that I stole most of my humor from my father. :) Thanks, Cory!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yes, i am surely glad that you kept it a secret...no one knows except the whole world....have you reversed it yet?

maybe it is a good way to wear it....as sean connery said in "finding forrester" in reply to why he wears his socks backwards...it is because "they are poorly made...and the seams hurt the toes...when worn properly....:)))

[Rita L. Sev]

I love that movie! :) He does have a point about those seams... ;) Thanks for reading, Jacob!

[redflutterby]

I needed a silly moment Rita!! And I often times put my panties on inside out.... ha

[Rita L. Sev]

Lol! We all have those days, Red! :)

[Ed Hart]

speaking from a guy's surprise
to find he's at the stall
imagine as he tries and tries
and can't reach in at all

etc, etc...funny funny...

[Rita L. Sev]

Oh, Ed, this really did make me laugh out loud! Thank you!