Unmentionable

Unmentionable

A Poem by Rita L. Sev
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My underwear’s on backwards,

I got dressed in the dark;

thank goodness no one noticed

‘cause they’d make a snide remark

 

I put them on quite inside-out,

it must have been in haste;

so glad that it’s a secret,

or I’d surely be disgraced

 

Unmentionables, mentioned

I’ve dodged a big to-do

‘cause nobody will ever know ~

except, of course, for you…

© 2014 Rita L. Sev


Author's Note

Rita L. Sev
Seeking silly today.. ;)

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I can't stand to have underwear on wrong side to or inside out. It goes against everything I believe in...

Posted 10 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

10 Years Ago

It IS a travesty of justice ... ;)
The trick is not to wear any Rita, going commando you can't make a silly mistake LOL ;)

Posted 10 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

10 Years Ago

Ah! Why didn't I think of that? ;) Thanks for the advice, Frieda!
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

What are friends for, no visible pantie lines either, only you could write about undies Rita...hahah.. read more
Oh yes it is best when the mistakes we make are not witnessed by others… I once went to work and it felt like my pants were tighter than usual, I then relaxed I was wear a pair of underwear and a pair of boxers beneath my pants.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

10 Years Ago

Lol! Well, that's one I have never done! :) We all have these moments though. Thanks for sharing,.. read more

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Rita L. Sev
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