Debauchery around the table!

Do not read if easily offended, you need an ounce of humour!!!!!!

As the knights gathered

around the table, 

debauchery.

King Arthur, King Drinkalot

sent all his knights in the quest of

" it doesn't matter!"

Sir Lurkalot (unknown) prodded.

Sir Lie-and-all (Lionel) could not find the truth.

Sir Lunchalot ( Lancelot) nibbled on the 

Queen Guinevere, Queen spread-a lot!

Sir Bores(bors) lost out

in maidens fair

such a bore!

While Sir poke-a-lot (Percival)

found the Holy Grail

he persevered.

Sir Glad-I-had (Galahad)

left with a smile,

five maidens he had, waved.

More-Dread ( Mordred) was not amused

in search of the Holy Nail

Such debauchery lies 

in the castle Came-a-lot.

In the end,

debauchery lies

under the dress,

her holy grail.

Reviews

[B]

By the end of the meeting
none of them were knights anymore
all fakes
none of them were real

[andrew mitchell]

hahahaha nis, nice to see you back!

[Willard Wells]

Well as noble as the knights were said to be, maidens many were found by one of the knights noble swords. A reward the town doth pay of a maiden fair to the knight who came to save and slay the dragon feared.

fun piece and I had to jump on. Great work.

[andrew mitchell]

thanks Willard I was thinking of Monty Python and the Holy Grail at the time. I love their mad sketches! haha thanks for your input too:)

[Willard Wells]

I am familiar and you did do them justice.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

shame on you, sir girlihad....

but i have two ounces of humor....so....(chuckles here)......

[andrew mitchell]

haha thanks j, just some take writing too seriously and maybe offended. It was a Monty Python moment but they do tales better!!:)