apostrophetic methodology

still working on the grammar police book

apostrophetic methodology
she wields the pen with
mystical authority,
twisting logic and reason
blending anger with season
and sorrow with her butter
spreading it on her
oh so sexy bread --
turn English sideways
and on its head;
make it beg for more --
no bigger compliment
than when she laughs
and calls you a pain in
the touche nutter!

Author's Note

This is for Frieda, if you ain't in on the joke you will be lost!

Reviews

[NeiL ArandA]

My my, what do we have here " twisting logic and reason , blending anger with season " What a good influence she is ... LOL

[Lyn Anderson]

Frieda has inadvertently spawned a whole series of apostrophe poems from me -- I am not sure why, but I just go for it.:)

[NeiL ArandA]

Showdown at WC ?

[Sami Khalil]

I see apostrophes as yellow in the street signal colors. Proceed with caution. Point as red or stop dead. Green as your clever writes...:).............

[Chris]

hell, even being in on it leaves ya lost.

[Lyn Anderson]

Aww, I am a quirky thinker, what can I say?

[Lydia Shutter]

While I am not in on the joke, I certainly knew this was for Frieda when I read the phrase "apostrophetic methodology". A good one, my friend. Lydi**

[Lyn Anderson]

so kind of you to stop by.

[Blue]

HAHA. I understand the joke. Bless her. Haha. I so love this, KL... You have a playful choice of words. This brought a smile on my face. La la la.

[Lyn Anderson]

I appreciate smiles.

[redflutterby]

I'm in on it and it is hysterical!! We love you though...grammar police or not!! Carry on! ;-)

[Lyn Anderson]

okie dokie flutter nutter buddy.:)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

i am having an apostrophetic anurisim..

my head is all semi-coloned...and i am going to pass out into a comma.

[Lyn Anderson]

I will have to perform apostrionic ressucigrammification. STAT.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

wait, i think i feel hyphenated pulse...at least it is something.

[Lyn Anderson]

Yes, it's a semi-restrictive clausitive respiration ...

[Frieda P]

LOL jacob.....hahaha There's no cure either ;-)

[redflutterby]

Lmao.....thanks for the giggles you two!!

[Frieda P]

Love apostrophetic anurisim, so that's my problem! haha

[Frieda P]

OMG you made my day!!! Haha, love a touche'd nutter! Go for it....you should see the silly grin on my face, and that's with only one cuppa. ;-)

[Frieda P]

How the bloody 'ell do you do that so fast by the way? ;-)

[Lyn Anderson]

I am speedy -- thanks, I take that as a compliment.:)