Please Wipe Before Thinking

The media... blah

 

You may have a Masters

in being astute

but your PhD is in ignorance.

In a world where

contradiction is King

you are an American Idol

with no voting neccassary.

With your BS in B.S.

you choke out people’s

intellectual side

from the stench of your

philosophical teachings

not worth the toilet paper

they were conceived on.

If only you could go back

to the days of diaper wearing,

only this time learn

from your potty training…

Crap is meant to be flushed.

Author's Note

I love when Fox news claims to be fair and balanced.

Reviews

[Lily Mae]

Now this.. this just simply has me sitting here laughing alone with the cats looking at me like I'm a freak.. I love this Dale..xo

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

hahaha, I knew you'd appreciate it.

[Dye]

Ha ha ha.. love the title by the way. I would like to send this to a bunch of people, maybe put it in a card...hmmm. It's great. I need to save this one. :)

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thanks, sometimes finding an appropriate title is the hardest part.
Wow I am flattered you liked it that much.

[Dye]

I really liked it that much. This is a great description of some the people I know.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

this is a really good smile...

they are so biased on that station...i absolutely can't listen to them...when i worked in the restaurant years ago...the owner and his daughter never had anything else on the tv but fox news...such torture...

they swore by that station.

nice satire here, Dale.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you sir... glad you enjoyed it... that would be the ultimate torture indeed.

[MOON]

No news is Good News , ha love the last line.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you.

[PP]

Hahahahaha...this one goes into my favorite box!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you very much, that is an honor.

[PP]

hahahaha...pleasure is all mine :)

[Kenneth The Poet]

This is why I listen to NPR, but they have an agenda too, don't they?

Thank you for this.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you sir.

[lee von cleef]

Check the batteries before you prod, and don't forget cattle can kick, many a good poem about a stampede,sing to the night herd with a day time rag and the boss will have you riding drag.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Oh and never touch the cattle prod to your finger... seen someone do that once.

[lee von cleef]

yes they "Bite"

[eatme]

I think what made both sides confused was their 'everyone is equal' religion. Let's face it; that is not science. Science never said everyone was equal in height, ability, intelligence, or anything else. I have a saying, no low IQ people become a cave hermit. It is a Zarathustra behavior of smart people who want to escape the masses. So, whose planet is this? Technically, the dumb-to sadly average intelligence humans outnumber the smart humans by like 100:1. It is their planet. Trailer park people are in their natural habitat. One radio talk show guy once slipped out at a caller that the guy was clearly a brain dead loser because he listened to the show. No successful and intelligent person would spend the middle of their day listening to that moron blather. Trayvon had liver damage as a teenager from drinking 'lean' tea/skittles/codeine cough syrup. For most humans EMOTION is reality. What is real does not matter. What they want to be real is what matters. So, my point is, I constantly encounter 'more evolved' humans with less emotional brains, who can see that the emperor is naked, but these people battle with common 'group mind' humans who can never understand. Like the trailer park, if you go to the 'news', if you go to be among those not your kind, the emotional non-logical, non-realist humans, you really do deserve what you get. Every type of human really isn't like you. Many of them have brains that work entirely different. Why do you watch Fox News? It is a billionaires tube channel, nothing more. Which media a little brain wastes their life on hardly matters. It is enough to know they are a little brain that does such things. What flavor of a fool a person is hardly matters. All flavors of fool are equally foolish.

[KAOlmsted]

You are such a stinking lib...like the left wing media isn't biased????? Had you not left your little Author's Note I would have agreed with you whole heartedly because the LWM is all that and more ;-) But since you did, I can just say how much I liked all the plays on the varying levels of degrees. Nice work, Dale.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

I was just using Fox News as an example and their "Fair and balanced motto"
I love causing an uproar :)
Glad you liked it, it was fun to create.

[KAOlmsted]

It's really good. My pleasure.

[Poetic Justice]

Love it!! You cynic you!! Clever use if analogy!! Media men!!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thanks again... who's cynical, I am a realist :)

[Poetic Justice]

True...indeed lol