Kit Kats that go bump in the night...

For noodlebumble's Halloween Spooktacular contest.

Have you ever wondered who thought up Halloween, 

took a saint's day and contorted it in this way

let's dress up the kiddos as ghastly goblins and villains

send them out in the dark to strangers homes

fill their bags with candy and darkly stuffin's

get them all hopped up on sugary treats,

seems to me, that was one gnarly dude

who liked things that go bump in the night

frightening the customs we'll adapt

for one lousy little Kit Kat!!

Author's Note

~Awarded Cuttin' Up in the Halloween Spooktacular~

Reviews

[Rita L. Sev]

Reminds me of "What would you do for a Klondike Bar..." - what we do for chocolate, eh? Amusing Halloween write, Frieda, with something to think about!

[Lydia Shutter]

I think it was the American Dental Association if you ask me. Tooth decay unlimited begins on Halloween! Very clever write here. Loved the cartoon! Lydi**

[Frieda P]

Ha you might be right about that, dentists can be wicked. Thanks Lydi.

[Dr. Wood ?]

yes, i see it.....A great idea for a poem which I shall PINCH next year......Maybe the Grinch stole xmas and gave us halloween in return....Loved it your majesty

[Frieda P]

I'll be keeping an eye out doc....I'm sure you'll fit the Grinch in there somewhere.

[Dr. Wood ?]

He is purely American and I know little of him so don't be surprised if he ends up talking all POSH

[Frieda P]

Ha a posh Grinch, this I gotta see................

[Dr. Wood ?]

He may get the full.....tweatment.......Chwistmas, It will be daylight wobbewy

[Frieda P]

Will he have a lisp too? ;-)

[Dr. Wood ?]

thertainly the Gwinch with the lithp....I love it already and it will be on the agenda for Chwithmath

[Frieda P]

Haha the plot thickens.............

[icelandicblue]

Very funny cartoon...but it's so much fun. ; )

[Frieda P]

Thanks Anne, enjoy the rest of your hauntings. ;-)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Oh you sceptic my Lady. It's for the kids and the retailers!

[Frieda P]

Oh pssh, quiet you! It's the best I could come up with....

[Tom]

Whoever though it up must have had a sweet tooth !

Good luck in the contest & a happy halloween Frieda !

[Frieda P]

Thanks Tom, was actually awarded Cuttin' Up in the Halloween Spooktacular!

[Tom]

Well my congratulations, richly deserved !

[Frieda P]

Thanks Tom, I wish it came with dark chocolate! ;-)

[Tom]

Trick or treat might work ?

[Frieda P]

LOL why didn't I think of that?! ;-)

[redflutterby]

Lmao...kit Kat's...Reese's cups...snickers bars...omg!! Yummmmm.... ;+)

[Frieda P]

Are you eating the kiddos candy again Red?!! :-)

[redflutterby]

Ha....I made the costume and there's a surcharge tax for that!! Payable in chocolate!!

[Frieda P]

Sounds like a good deal to me!

[Marie]

You're right--anybody will do anything for a kit-kat bar...

[Frieda P]

So I've heard, I only like dark chocolate myself...........

[Jack...]

Happy Halloween my friend. Very funny and the cartoon is priceless. It is however always fun to see a full moon on Halloween.

[Frieda P]

Ha perhaps not that kind though, thanks Jack!

[emmajoy]

LUV IT! Trust Frieda to see things on a different plane, had to stop chewing my Kit Kat and fink a fought! So love your writing!

[Frieda P]

Thanks petulia, you knew I had to give it some good old joisey attitude! ;-) Congrats on your win too!