A bloody apple a day ~

a sortable fairy tale ;)

A bloody apple a day,

keeps snakes, vultures

& worldly gigolos away

bled upon snow so white,

not a carnivorous animal in sight

take your chances in the light

bite the hand that feeds you ~

princess comes out to play

Author's Note

Reviews

[redzone]

I ate that Apple and then offered my hand, neck and heart to fair bloody liped princess.. "She drives me crazy and I can't help myself" ... fair princess, wanna play??!!!! After all it's not often you get the chance to tempt a princess.. this Frieda is a poem of FAERIE TALE proportions with blood on the side... ;0) . ~~redzone

[Frieda P]

Ha be careful what you wish for dear Curt. ;) Grazie mille, good morning and have a grand day my sweet friend. x

[redzone]

I am old enough to know better, but young enough not to give a flying fok .. problem is my wishes hardly ever come true no matter how much I tempt the fates .. go figure!! HA

[redzone]

And you wonderful Frieda, have a great day as well

[Utkarsh Singh]

an apple a day keeps doc away.... but now they keep snakes, vultures
& worldly gigolos also away .haahaha gud one really enjoyed it

[Frieda P]

Jazz'd you enjoyed, thanks muchly.... ;)

[Aethereal]

Ah, thousands of years later and this evil apple is still on the loose encaged in the symbolic menagerie of our language. Your poem was both seriously funny, and full of storybook zeal. This mischievous apple has traveled from Eve to Snow White, and from Adam to Prince Charming across untold centuries.

[Frieda P]

Ha yes, that made me laugh, it's such an enticing subject matter, it just begs to be toyed with, thanks A.

[Aethereal]

You're welcome!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha Who knew a bloody apple a day kept all that away.Scary a*s picture there chica, awesome lines :)

[Frieda P]

I'm a sick chick, what can I say pazzo? ;) Grazie........

[Vidya Bacchus]

Have I not introduced myself chica.I am the president of the sick chicks lol

[Frieda P]

Ha I missed a few meetings, was shopping for new straitjacket.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Girl straitjackets are provided but chairs aren't so we sit on the floor lol

[Frieda P]

Haha I know, but you didn't have any red ones to match my bloody apples ;P

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh damn you are right.Always so stylish you lol.I think you should put away your bloody apples the people might get the wrong idea lol

[Frieda P]

Oh man, you're no fun lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha let me out of this strait jacket and then we will see who is no fun missy lol

[Frieda P]

Not a chance, there's a full moon lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha you are such a chicken chica lol

[Frieda P]

Ha I'm still reeling over you dancing naked on the table under that blood moon lol ;P

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha that would so not have happened if a certain (Freida) person I won't point fingers did not pour her evil alcohol in my lovely coffee and made me drunk.I thought we were never going to mention that again!!!!

[Frieda P]

Whoopsie my bad haha

[sharonlee]

How wickedly playful this is... in dark sort of way! lol

[Frieda P]

Ha I was in one of those moods, thanks muchly! ;)