Dear Mr. Chauvinistic Bigot,

dedicated to a certain man who thinks he is superior to women and that we are mere objects. This one's for you, sir ;)

Seeing that I am a lady, quite possibly you will lend me your attention for something I feel you simply mustn’t miss..

And yes, Darling, I know what you’re thinking in your despicable thoughts

But do not bother getting your pitiful hopes up or that glimmering sparkle in your eye; this will not even scratch similarities to the perverse pleasures you seek from women, as if we are all just oh so eager to be graced with your piercing eyes and lustful touch.

Oh but of course, your pathetic lack of maturity makes you simply irresistible. And I am too certain you’ll say, “Baby, it’s just our nature.”

Well my nature happens to be carrying myself like a dignified human being. Maybe you should try it sometime, if you can pick yourself off the lowly ground, even long enough to comprehend these words.

Your pick up lines and degrading words really make you a man, do they Dear?

No? Then Darling, what does make you a man?

Surely it isn’t chivalry in the form of opening her door

Not being a hero and killing the spider crawling across the floor

Surely not.

It must be your dogmatic views that make us mere items while your superiority is maximum.

Of course.

Though when you’re sleeping alone tonight, remember this:

If not for us, you wouldn’t be breathing.

Author's Note

Reviews are always welcomed! And please don't take offense to this, I wrote it about a specific guy- not males in general :)

Reviews

[Victoria PoetryBunny]

Woah ! Well i'm not sure if this was a vent of anger or a view of guys. Possibly both, but either way it's meant as it is good. Your way of words are truly great, and your use of vocabulary seems high. I enjoyed this a lot, what has happened to that chivalry. Very nice write about something seen in life. Nice view in this write for sure.

[Chris Yip]

Ha ha good one with sarcasm and a touch of humour!! May men (or certian men) grow up!! Well spoken, I support this poem all the way.

[bethany cullen]

haahhaa men's typical excuse " babe, it's our nature"
well get a new one then !
lol, loved it xxx

[Adora.xo]

Hahahaha! Yessss. Brilliant, witty, and TRUE! Love it.