thoughts that never made it.

a series of weird a*s sentences from my past workings. i didn't want to delete these as i loved them.

What I think?

Patterns with colours of an unknown spectrum

Questions that shake the foundations of self-evaluation.

Aztecs spearheading an Egyptian assault on Babylon.

Gandalf creating mix tapes on radio 1.

Environmentalist giving birth to tree trunks.

A raging sadist playing COD with his son.

A shaolin monk going into a strip club.

Catholic nuns playing bingo in pubs.

An xbox and ps3 working together.

Mother Natures menopause stopping sunny weather.

Abhorrent little gremlins rocking baggy hoodies.

Repulsive slaggy sweethearts getting leather goodies.

Flexing my muscles and lassoing the moon,

Colliding with the earth coz love brings doom.

 

But what are these odd ball thoughts?

 

A series of sentences that got the life sentence.

Never seen the paper, only the shredder. 

Reviews

[SheActsLikeSummer]

Ha ha, love this, made me laugh. :) "Environmentalists giving birth to tree trunks" is my favourite. :D

[Brandon S. Whitten]

Good read and write, quite entertaining.

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks for that brandon. glad you enjoyed it

[Tabitha t]

i especially enjoyed the one about the sadist and COD since I am a huge black ops fan, I play everynight and it makes u feel sadistic sometimes.

[nigrum homonculus]

HAHA! i thought i was the only one. thanks for that tabitha!

[Tabitha t]

lol add me sometime and I'll show you that girls can play too!

[nigrum homonculus]

LOL bring it! you got ps3 or xbox?

[Tabitha t]

xbox lol

[nigrum homonculus]

hell yeah! i'll pm you my gamertag!

[Tabitha t]

okay!

[Cole Hayley]

An incredible piece my friend. Beautiful. Gotta get another colab going on.

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks again cole man. yeah bro. not right now though. defo in the future though!

[Cole Hayley]

are you taking a little break from the sitee?

[nigrum homonculus]

whoa how did you know?

[felioness]

A unique write to say the least. Well penned my poetic friend!

[nigrum homonculus]

thank you for reading! really appreciate the feedback!

[Baby Ricochet]

Shaolin monk going into a strip club. HA! Hows about "Pistol packin buddha" "Two fisted Lhama." "Fudge packin Pope" "Mister sister slaughter house" OOh I like that one.

[Baby Ricochet]

Cardinal c**t lick, Reverend Ram rod, Voyeur vicar. I could go on but I'll spare you cause it's just gonna get sillier and sillier.

[nigrum homonculus]

LOOOOL where the hell do you come up with this stuff?!

[nigrum homonculus]

nooooo we are doing this. "prostate punching priest" "sugar coated salty sam" .....an i'm out :(

[Baby Ricochet]

Grand master masterbator

[That_Girl]

Cardinal c**t lick. That's the most amazing think I've ever read. Legit.

[nigrum homonculus]

tommy tanking teddy bear. oh god that made me sick....

[Baby Ricochet]

HA!! THat's awesome! Reverend Reach around. Reverend rim job.The Donkey punch monk.

[nigrum homonculus]

LOOOOL reverend rim job?! oooh s**t. PC c**t punt. backdoor bandit.

[Baby Ricochet]

Pope p***y muncher

[nigrum homonculus]

brokeback break in. raging p***y pirate.

[Baby Ricochet]

Brokeback break in!? Oh man that's funny! How about. Ayatollah A*s munch and the fudgepack Fatwa. I may have a fatwa put on me for posting that.

[nigrum homonculus]

LOOOL i just read up on it and boy i can see that happening as well! DJ japseye. willy bouncing wizard. ok i'm sorry that last one was poor

[Baby Ricochet]

Danny dick lick and the hand job quartet. Now it's turning into band names

[nigrum homonculus]

LOL band names?! circle jerking cyclops. colonel c**t kisser

[Baby Ricochet]

There was a punk band from LA called the circle jerks. Years back we had a major political figure, house majority leader of the Republican party. His name was "Dick Armey." That s**t's funny

[That_Girl]

O.O I used to listen to Circle Jerks. No joke. Loved them.

[Baby Ricochet]

Only song I can remember by the Circle Jerks is "I got the world up my a*s" How can you forget a song with a title like that

[That_Girl]

Ahahaha I remember that! It was actually a good song too.

[nigrum homonculus]

bahahahaha! are you being serious!? they actually existed? i need to find that song.

[Baby Ricochet]

I seem to remember another one called "Red Tape." I think the chorus went "f**k this f**k that f**k this f**k that no more red tape"

[That_Girl]

Yeah that was a short like, minute long thing. Ohhh and then there was 'I Just Want Some Skank'. Gotta love it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh I remember that one.

[That_Girl]

And Group Sex. Yep yep!

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh yeah. He was reading an ad out of a paper while they yelled "GROUP SEX" on the chorus

[Baby Ricochet]

that was funny

[That_Girl]

Yeah! Funny s**t!

[That_Girl]

Huh. Some of those are definitely... weird. But somehow, this comes together like a legit poem and I really like it.

[nigrum homonculus]

not sure if you're saying that for the sake of it...or you really meant it.

[That_Girl]

Well it's weird because none of it ties together but it works. I'm not sure how to explain it, but it does. And I like it. :) For serious.

[nigrum homonculus]

looooool oki oki oki i believe you ^__^

[That_Girl]

You better. Anyways, you're still here...?

[nigrum homonculus]

for like the next couple of hours. i'm shutting it down after today

[That_Girl]

Aww sad. :/ But you are coming back at some point?

[nigrum homonculus]

yeeeeeep. i know you can't survive very long without me.

[That_Girl]

Not very long indeed. You were the first person I really started talking to on here.
:( Imma miss you!!!!!!!

[nigrum homonculus]

wait, you're AGREEING?! DAFUQ?! i thought you'd say something like "pfft you wish d****e canoe"

[That_Girl]

Yeah but you're actually leaving. :/ You don't piss me off like SO many others on here. I'll miss our crazy, weird as f**k conversations. I mean, we made Dashikki together. That was legendary!

[nigrum homonculus]

wait what? people piss you off on this? i thought everyone loved you! LOL ah damn man we ain't had one of them in a while. WE NEED TO DO ANOTHER COLLAB WHEN I COME BACK! seriously.

[That_Girl]

People do like me... I just don't like some of them back is all. XD I know right?! The last one was about that pedo I was talking to I think. Who has since left! Wooo! OMFG I KNOW WE DO! Remeber when Maidhal was like 'I'm not going to say what I actually think so I'll say this. You are creative' F*****g f**k faced s**t dick b***h. Grrrr....

ANYWAYS. I know. We should. A story. Our poem we did was a HUGE hit as well. Well, both actually. :D

[nigrum homonculus]

aaaah don't remind me man! i actually befriended the guy! WTF! hahahahahaha!!!! all too well. and then she PM'd you what she really thought. crazy a*s b***h.

LOOOL A story? oki! why not?! i wonder if people are still viewing them? oh god...i remember my snake charmer line.

[That_Girl]

Muahahahaha! Well I had to ask. Poor b***h didn't get the joke. Whatever.

Or a poem! Whatever you wanna do! :) I'm sure they are! I should Feature one of them! Surrogate Vagina.... Bahahahahaha I loved it. That was epic!