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Christmas TantrumA Poem by Randy JohnsonMy son asked for a video game console and I ended up being sorry.I went Christmas shopping at a flea market and bought him an Atari.When he unwrapped .. |
Why People Shouldn't Call Police StationsA Poem by Randy JohnsonI called the police station but there were no cops.Every single police officer was at doughnut shops.My store was robbed and I hate the cops guts.None.. |
Marijuana Smokin PimpA Poem by Abhishek IzyThis is a modern punk pop culture inspired post, please do not look for a flow and much of a sense. Re-posting from an old post (from different inacc.. |
The Great Indian Adventure of a Cockroach from N.YA Book by Abhishek IzyThis is a very very old prehistoric write, which I wrote riding a T.Rex. This is "just for fun" stuff, no arts and heavy duty stuff involved. Read it,.. |
Chapter 2: The Morning BluesA Chapter by Abhishek IzyMr.Roach runs into more troubles and finds an unexpected businessman friend in Chotu |
Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become CriminalsA Poem by Randy JohnsonOne day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law.Andy had no choice but to put Barney in jail.But A.. |
Loads of Milk & Honey.A Poem by OnlymeLoads of milk and honeycovering her naked sensual bodyas she sat on the floor of the roomlaughing her head off.Her face was beautiful and filled with .. |
Skate to My HeartA Book by RJ Landy"What are you afraid of, Angel? Are you really that worried about going on one little date with a harmless, handsome, hockey player?" |
Chapter 5A Chapter by RJ LandyI tried to control my temper for the rest of the week at practice, but that's easier said then done. Sure, I threw a few hip checks, and legally tippe.. |
Chapter 6A Chapter by RJ LandyChapter 6>>>>>Angelica's POVFinally, life had meaning again! I had something to look forward to every few days; I'm talking about hocke.. |
EDA Poem by Randy JohnsonI titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take my wife to bed.I don't get any action because of th.. |
Half an InchA Poem by Randy JohnsonIt pains me to say that my penis is only half an inch long.It's extremely embarrassing because I have a tiny schlong.I never use urinals while out in .. |
Nobody Will Pay The KidnapperA Poem by Randy JohnsonA man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not .. |
Autumn LeavesA Poem by Simon GriffithsSomething small I came up with last night. Might form part of something bigger sometime |
Your Car Sucks!A Poem by Randy JohnsonYou've designed a new electric car and it's being built on the assembly line.You've been pestering me to buy one but I never will, one of your cars wi.. |
April Fool's PrankA Poem by Randy JohnsonThree convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.Those three people said that I won a thirty million dollar .. |
Rocky Balboa Isn't As Tough As He ThoughtA Poem by Randy JohnsonWhen Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny.I was at his estate sale and I bought his Lamborghi.. |
STRIKEA Poem by Randy JohnsonThe way I run my business is something my employees don't like.Just because I do them dirty sometimes, they go out on strike.They're on strike now bec.. |
The Possession of Jack MarahA Story by Lindsay FormicaA suicidal man on his deathbed gets a visit from an unusual "friend". |