Tags Funny
Ode To The 2nd NY Palooza EventA Story by SeaJayThis is a funny little ODE to my family in upstate NY, who hosted a weekend family reunion |
I Lost My Wife's Life SavingsA Poem by Randy JohnsonWhen I went to Las Vegas, I lost all of my money and I also lost my wife's entire life savings.I have no hair left on my body because she grabbed my e.. |
Middle Aged Charlie BrownA Poem by Randy JohnsonAs children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute.Back then I could laugh about it and I didn't give a hoot.But now that I'm fifty-one year.. |
Nintendo Fired MarioA Poem by Randy JohnsonHis name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now he's not.Nintendo fired Mario when they learned tha.. |
The Nigerian Prince and The Spam FolderA Story by JakeYour spam folder's backstory |
Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A SnobA Poem by Randy JohnsonI had to travel through eight world's to save Princess Peach.But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.After killing seven fake Bows.. |
Leg Day RevengeA Poem by Kaede16Little field trip to the gym last night.-I took my legs-Lied to them miserably,And together we laughed all the way there.Told them ‘twas biceps&.. |
Chun Li Kicks People's AssesA Poem by Randy JohnsonHer name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II.Don't make this woman angry or she'll beat the hell out of you.Many people make a comm.. |
Why Have You Forgotten?A Poem by Adam M. SnowA poem about September 11th |
The Maple's Sanguine Lament, Spoken WordA Poem by Pryde FoltzIt is getting to be that time of year again. |
King Jon the GoodA Story by Tomás de RosaThe most virtuous ruler that ever existed comes across its worst enemy. |
Quiet KissesA Poem by Cody AustinNot exactly about love, but it's funny |
A Grocery List For The WeekA Poem by breakthebrokenoneThis week,I must rememberthese simple, but necessaryitemsFor if I forget,there will be much regretand so much sorrow in my soul.Shampoo and conditione.. |
SnoregasmsA Poem by Randy JohnsonIt's every man's dream that his wife can have orgasms.But I'm so lousy in bed that my wife has snoregasms.Every time we make love, she falls asleep.Sh.. |
The Garlic Sisters: CaramelA Story by BoogerHugOur introduction to the Garlic Sisters! |
Reverse, reverseA Poem by BlueShadowp.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545} Barking like a cat Meowing like a dog Rain .. |
The Dancer, Poetry and Spoken WordA Poem by Pryde FoltzThe dancer leapt upon the stage Wheat-coloured hair flowed straight Through sunny-peach shoulders ... |
The Funny PebbleA Poem by BlueShadowp.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.0px Helvetica; color: #000000; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px .. |
Remotest BattleA Story by rajatthebestWhen the reason for a war is a T.V. remote |