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Wisdom (or the lack thereof)

Wisdom (or the lack thereof)

A Poem by Wanda Vergara-Yates


what "writer's block" feels like?
Mrs. Scattere' D. Brain's Solutions for Modern Living

Mrs. Scattere' D. Brain's Solutions for Modern Liv..

A Book by Wanda Vergara-Yates


This is a series of articles in my "how-not-to" column which, I hope, will be compiled into a book eventually. Disclaimer: If you follow the advice, y..
Introducing Mrs. Scattere' D. Brain's Solutions for Modern Living

Introducing Mrs. Scattere' D. Brain's Solutions fo..

A Chapter by Wanda Vergara-Yates


Disclaimer: Due to breaks in logic within Mrs. Brain's mental circuits, consider this to be your "reader beware" labe
Double Limerick: The Platypus

Double Limerick: The Platypus

A Poem by Michael R. Burch


Double Limerick: The Platypusby Michael R. BurchThe platypus, myopic,is ungainly, not erotic.His feet for bedare over-webbed,and what of his proboscis..
Limerick: The Mallard

Limerick: The Mallard

A Poem by Michael R. Burch


Limerick: The Mallardby Michael R. BurchThe mallard is a fellowwhose lips are long and yellowwith which he, honking, kisseshis bawdy, boisterous mistr..
Limerick: Dot Spotted

Limerick: Dot Spotted

A Poem by Michael R. Burch


Limericks, double limericks, a triple limerick, a limerick chain or limerick cycle, and a form of the double dactyl called the "dabble dactyl"
Limerick: The Dromedary

Limerick: The Dromedary

A Poem by Michael R. Burch


The Dromedary(a limerick for kids of all ages)by Michael R. BurchThere once was a dromedarywho befriended a crafty canary.Budgie said, “You can&..
Why Not to Bomb the Brits if it Interferes with their Tea

Why Not to Bomb the Brits if it Interferes with th..

A Story by Michael R. Burch


Of Tetley's and V-2's(or, “Why Not to Bomb the Brits if it Interferes with their Tea”)by Michael R. BurchThe English are very hospitable,b..
When the Redneck Runs the Relay for Life

When the Redneck Runs the Relay for Life

A Poem by Wanda Vergara-Yates


I know there is a group of rednecks with the scarves who served a specific purpose. This poem is about the other kind of redneck, you know, the one we..
If Potatoes Ruled the Universe

If Potatoes Ruled the Universe

A Story by Wanda Vergara-Yates


Another bit of fun. Come on dude! Don't take life so seriously all the time.
The Best Recipe for Chicken (cooking via remote control)

The Best Recipe for Chicken (cooking via remote co..

A Chapter by Wanda Vergara-Yates


An article from Mrs. Scattere' D. Brain's Solutions for Modern Living.
Sanity/Insanity - Who's to Say?

Sanity/Insanity - Who's to Say?

A Poem by Wanda Vergara-Yates


Last two lines of this poem are what my dad used to say. I always found it amusing. Written in 1979, 10th grade. See the serious behind the silly. "No..
HELEN OF TROY'S TOYS

HELEN OF TROY'S TOYS

A Poem by Willys Watson


HELEN OF TROY'S TOYSHelen of Troy preferred her own toysbecause she simply didn’t trust boys.The young boys rebelled, some were jailed.and after..
The Subspace Emissary: Worlds Collide

The Subspace Emissary: Worlds Collide

A Book by Armando Delgado


"Am I on drugs?" Koutarou asked. Two huge disembodied gloves stood in front of him. The teen pinched himself, knowing that he could have been knocked ..
Chapter 1: New Game

Chapter 1: New Game

A Chapter by Armando Delgado


The first chapter of this long story.