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The Gout

The Gout

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Do The Elves  build toys or Nike Sneaker

Do The Elves build toys or Nike Sneaker

A Story by Stephen J. Vattimo


I responded, " So the story of the Elve building all the toys that Sata Claus delivers to the good boys and girl every Christmas is just a cover up st..
It's Not A Chilly Dog

It's Not A Chilly Dog

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving

How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving

A Poem by Randy Johnson


The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips.If you're not able to eat your Thanksgiving dinner, it can't g..
Instructions to be a poet

Instructions to be a poet

A Poem by Kaitlin Ann


Instructions to be a poetFirst of all don't get in a whirlrhyming is a criminal mastermindDon't fret if rhymes shoot you downtake revenge and write a ..
Fluffy Sex

Fluffy Sex

A Story by CallItKarma


My friend told me to write a story.. and she gave me two words. She gave me Fluff, and Happy Sex. So here is my short story on my take of those two ..
I killed the people who built the Batcave

I killed the people who built the Batcave

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I'm Alfred and I killed the people who built the Batcave.I know that it was an evil and shameful way to behave.What I did was very wrong and it's enou..
My Giraffe Neck

My Giraffe Neck

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
You Lousy Pigs!

You Lousy Pigs!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


This is a fictional poem.
My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt

My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Hooves on the Rooftop

Hooves on the Rooftop

A Story by Nicholas


I reworked the classic children's story: The Night Before Christmas and turned into something creepy.
Poem

Poem

A Poem by Nicole


Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't.
A Pessimistic Human Rant

A Pessimistic Human Rant

A Story by Asmus Green


A rant of modern life's (first world) problems.
A MAN OF GREAT TASTE

A MAN OF GREAT TASTE

A Story by Terry Edwin Walstrom


This is a quirky little tale of a fanatical collector who meets his match.