Tori

Tori

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Survived that apocalypse! hell yeah!

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http://www.donotblameusblamehitler.webs.com/
A little town where the dead come out to play, GA
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Alright, Hello Everybody! Um I love to read, write, and draw and I hope to become a artist or graphic designer. I also Hope to become and Author and open my own Tattoo Parlor one day. I enjoy writing Fantasy, horror, romances, and such. I'm no fan of sci-fi or Historical fiction or anything like that. Um.....yeah...........so.....

Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you can't deny
*high pitched voice* My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!

Mephistopheles for some. I don't know.

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell...th
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!

To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every Zeppelin album
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance

And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle.
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And f**k Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan.

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
Thats f*****g bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia
Ok, it's like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!
Satan!


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Posted 6 Years Ago


Hey Tori thank you for your review of "The Blood Of One" glad you like the repetition and the rhyme scheeme Respect Carl

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Posted 6 Years Ago


Sis I miss hearing from you, please email me soon

Raven

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Posted 6 Years Ago


TORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Posted 6 Years Ago


Oh ok well add me into your contacts and when you my request pops up add me on the messenger.

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Posted 6 Years Ago


Hey make sure that you have your yahoo messenger on.

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Posted 6 Years Ago


Yeah sure, no problem. I will be waiting for you to get online though. ^^

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Posted 6 Years Ago


I love that sephiroth picture. And Tori don't forget to get a yahoo ok? ^^ I hope to hear from you soon.

Raven

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Posted 6 Years Ago


You Will Never Fade. :)

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Posted 6 Years Ago


TORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 6 Years Ago


really? have you met a British person?