STOP THE INSANITY!!!

just a bit of nonsense to quell the fires

Let's stop this in house cafe bickering

I suggest a food fight instead...

getting smacked upside the head

doesn't hurt half as bad as what's been said

it only leaves a bad taste in the mouth

let's get back to the joy of writing what's in our noggin

instead of letting all that raw sewage seep out

now that will surely whet your appetite 

& no taste left for food, 

sooo, here's to tomatoes in your face &

margaritas poured over your head

watch out for that flying dog!

Author's Note

Reviews

[Ohhhwillow]

This is priceless Frieda! Would that be grand, to hurl food full pace at the people who manage to anger us most! (Usually the ones we love and live with!) The final three lines reminded me of Tom&Jerry, in addition to your comical hot dog picture the "wacky races" kind of image came rushing into my head! Very fun and full of energy Frieda, this shows that all poetry can be great, even if it does not have incredible depth! Great work! :)

[Frieda P]

Thanks Willow, glad you enjoyed it :-)

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

I adore your route of telling those truths

[Frieda P]

It was easier on the eyes than the alternative. ;-)

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

indeed my love.

[Frieda P]

I thought you'd agree love...

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

x that I do wholeheartedly

[rhythm&blues]

Clever way to get a vital message across, seems as though every time I log in here, there is some kind of unrest, good luck with your food fight.

[Frieda P]

Ha yeah, thanks, so far, no go...

[Irma Chavez]

XD
i'll carry a hotdog in my pocket today, just in case

[Frieda P]

Sounds like a good plan...thanks Irma.

[B-poet]

Witty, entertaining, and creatively unique. Nice work. :)

[Frieda P]

Grazie mille Bpoet :-)

[NA]

Ha love it....I joined here recently because of all the arguing on another site...looks like it here too lol

[Frieda P]

I guess you can't get away from human nature eh? Thanks Raven.

[Marie]

I try to stay out of these...there shouldn't be this kind of fighting in what is supposed to be a constructive place.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Amen, Marie...it is supposed to be constructive, not destructive.

[Frieda P]

Two voices of reason...sometimes it 's nearly impossible.

[Angel]

I absolutely LOVE this piece! The flying hot dog is precious...
And what you say is soooo true!
Now, I've not been here for long, and I know I'm not one of the popular kids, but I have been made to feel at home here, and I have met a few friends that I have come to love.
Whatever went down before I got here, I could care less...and now, children, lets behave and get back to writing and encouraging each other to develop our talent.

This is excellent...very well done, Frieda!!
And now I've gotta go get me some breakfast!!

[Frieda P]

Thanks so much Angel, glad you agree & I think I saw a few buttermilk pancakes coming you way!

[Angel]

LOL...guess I won't be needing this bowl of cereal, then...so I'll just fling it into the fray...read moreLOL...guess I won't be needing this bowl of cereal, then...so I'll just fling it into the fray...
You might like my "Who Me"...my comment on the Cafe wars (hint hint).

[Angel]

And there were bananas on that cereal, too!!

[Frieda P]

Just be thankful there was no syrup coming in your direction!!!

[Angel]

LOL Point taken, my friend.

[Frieda P]

;-) ............................oi these 25 characters!

[s y e]

I agree with you here, Frifri. I really wish all the insane jibberish would stop! We didn't start any of it and you should NOT be taking the blame.

~ Noodle ~ Poodle.

[Frieda P]

Wow noodlebumble this is like deja vu I swear I read this last night...thanks hun! And I know....but whatcha gonna do? .................

[s y e]

Ha, did you? I came on and nothing was there. :-/ if you take the blame? Ermm..... youll see.

[Holly Mason]

now truly how flippin clever is that.....whimsical fun
thank you fine lady...

[Frieda P]

Haha I have my moments! Thanks and watch out for that lemon meringue pie!