STOP THE INSANITY!!!

just a bit of nonsense to quell the fires

Let's stop this in house cafe bickering

I suggest a food fight instead...

getting smacked upside the head

doesn't hurt half as bad as what's been said

it only leaves a bad taste in the mouth

let's get back to the joy of writing what's in our noggin

instead of letting all that raw sewage seep out

now that will surely whet your appetite 

& no taste left for food, 

sooo, here's to tomatoes in your face &

margaritas poured over your head

watch out for that flying dog!

Author's Note

Reviews

[Ohhhwillow]

This is priceless Frieda! Would that be grand, to hurl food full pace at the people who manage to anger us most! (Usually the ones we love and live with!) The final three lines reminded me of Tom&Jerry, in addition to your comical hot dog picture the "wacky races" kind of image came rushing into my head! Very fun and full of energy Frieda, this shows that all poetry can be great, even if it does not have incredible depth! Great work! :)

[Frieda P]

Thanks Willow, glad you enjoyed it :-)

[Archangel Gabriel]

Yuk! How messy. And to waste food is indeed a sin with so many starving souls on the earth.

[Frieda P]

Oh stop it princess, you can shower afterwards! ;-)

[DCT ponderings]

I try to avoid food fights at all costs. And thankfully am not in the mix. And there is no way I am wasting a margaritas. That simply would be irresponsible. ;)

[Frieda P]

Hahaha so agree, no wasting of the margarita's! ;-)

[beautiful dreamer]

Margarita this is great :) im in on this movement!!! Why waste precious margaritas on hair!!! Wowsersly wonderful poem!!!

[Frieda P]

You know I wasn't going to waste a margarita silly goose! ;-)

[DIVYA]

Loved this! Yes! Rotten eggs are any day preferable to stinking words. At least we can take a quick shower to wash it off. Great Frieda. Looking forward to more such comments from you. :)

[Frieda P]

Exactly Divya...let's stop the harassment and attacks, thanks so much my friend!

[DIVYA]

Welcome Frieda! :)

[OBWhiteHawk]

Hahaha! I am not involved in whatever drama seems to go on here but I think this is hilarious and I love the song you chose. Fighting is never good, peace reigns supreme.

[Frieda P]

Thanks for the visit and review, lucky you! Peace...... :-)

[David Scott]

I like the humor.
Thankfully I'm out of the loop here.
Sounds like a good thing gone bad...
I'll stay in my quiet seat in the corner and enjoy my tea. ;)

[Frieda P]

Keep to your own little corner of the world, it's safer there, and you get to drink tea instead of kool-aid ;-)

[Rosalind Gale]

Dear Frieda, it appears I have missed something these past times, since being out of the 'café' world. Still, I hope I have not missed the food fight! You are a gift to all Frieda, honestly.
Rosalind
-x-
PS. 'Grab that cream cake Rosie', as my mom once said to me, at a kid's party that went, well, awry.

[Frieda P]

Rosie, consider yourself one of the lucky ones, I'll save a pie just for you. Thanks so much, you're too kind, ha, your mom sounds like fun!

[Dr. Wood ?]

So I'll have to dismantle the catapult then?

Ah

OK

No more gripes from ME

[Frieda P]

I doubt you should dismantle it Dave, the other camp apparently didn't get the message!

[Dr. Wood ?]

OK....HERE Goes nothing...pass those custard tarts

[Frieda P]

What are you doing up so early on a Sunday? Does coffee come with those tarts?

[Dr. Wood ?]

I only get about 5 hours sleep a night normally.....OLD age......I am afraid the BRITISH in me prefers TEA at this time of the day....It must be midnight where you are at least.....And Custard tarts for breakfast?....It is Sunday......Eggs and bacon are on the agenda today

[Frieda P]

I thought you gents ate beans for breakfast, and it's 1:30 here, I don't sleep either............

[Dr. Wood ?]

wrong about the beans and WAY out with the GENT...apart from that...SPOT ON

[Frieda P]

I have a friend from the UK< she says BEANS for breakfast...

[Dr. Wood ?]

yeah, they go down well here....I DO eat beans for brekky sometimes....

[Frieda P]

That hardly goes well with my coffee, not a big brekky person...........

[Dr. Wood ?]

Not many are it seems..If I do not eat in the morning I FAINT........Each to their own I suppose....