Detective Watts : Writing

Cruelty to Waiters

Cruelty to Waiters

A Story by Detective Watts


"Oh, so I see your little restaurant has a little theme going, a NOT ENOUGH TABLES THEME!""Sir, if you'd just calm down I can-""I'll do nothing of the..
300: The Generic Fanfic

300: The Generic Fanfic

A Story by Detective Watts


“THIS IS SPARTA!!!” King Leonidas knocked the black guy who doesn’t have a name into the unexplained hole of doom with his..
The Bibe: The Generic Fanfic

The Bibe: The Generic Fanfic

A Story by Detective Watts


The guards came to Jesus and made a thorny crown from branches and put it, and a purple robe on him. They then said, "Hey! You! King of The Jews!"Jesu..
Doctor Who: The Generic Fanfic

Doctor Who: The Generic Fanfic

A Story by Detective Watts


Another one of these.
Deaths Hand

Deaths Hand

A Poem by Detective Watts


Four scores of years;and dust and graveall your lifea road to death is paved.Your beating heartyour flesh and boneyour love and hopeand then; alone.
Resident Evil 4: The Generic Fanfic: The Poetic Spinoff

Resident Evil 4: The Generic Fanfic: The Poetic Sp..

A Poem by Detective Watts


It's thishttp://www.writerscafe.org/writing/Detective-Watts/641433/In poem formRunning into batleflag above his headmighty Leon stabbed an armyof goul..
I Hate That Guy

I Hate That Guy

A Poem by Detective Watts


The continueing depressing lovelife of me.
President LincPwln: The Generic Fanfic

President LincPwln: The Generic Fanfic

A Story by Detective Watts


A sorta kinda sequel to a generic zombie fic.
Detective Watts: The Screenplay, Act 1

Detective Watts: The Screenplay, Act 1

A Screenplay by Detective Watts


Ok, the first one came out weird and wasn't as good as I wanted it to be anyway so I'm doing it again.
My Cardiovascular Failings in Love

My Cardiovascular Failings in Love

A Poem by Detective Watts


I know I never told you 'bout it but I felt it all the same a semi-lethal heart attack each time I heard your name.