Revenge

Muchacho Montezuma was not a stellar feller

Because of his conduct down in los cellar

When he had grabbed Carlita by surprise     

Taking hold of her encantador grande thighs

 

But for this hombre, Carlita had un verdadero shock   

Of his vaquero butt, she had taken mucho stock

And from beneath his sombrero, popped his eyes 

As Carlita treated him as if he were Mexican Fries

 

She gobbled his arms, ears and nose

And started to chomp down los diez toes

But as is how a thing often goes

Her protruding fangs got stuck in her hose

 

He, then turned making an effort to vamoose

Exposed his muy grande, magnifico caboose

She responded with a loud yummy-yum-yum

And pronto he was in esta senorita’s tummy-tum-tum

 

Then from Carlita’s estomago came a huge growl

And from her mouth and accompanying howl

Then mucho regret about what she just ate

As Montezuma’s revenge became Carlita’s sad fate