Humpty Dumpty:The Inquest

Humpty Dumpty:The Inquest

A Poem by Gee
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The shocking truth behind Humptys demise.

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After numerous tests and to manies disdain
it was found that Humpty had taken cocaine,
which led to his seizure and subsequent fall
from his favourite perch high up on the wall.
So the coroner declared, with a sigh, a sad breath,
that Humptys demise was "Eggcidental Death"
NOW.........
People may laugh and they may even joke,
but with so many starving, what a waste of a yolk!!!!

© 2020 Gee


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This is hilarious! Well done!

Posted 6 Years Ago


Gee

6 Years Ago

Cheers, sometimes good to be daft
AT last! A poem that is not full of self focused angst. :-) I love it.

Posted 6 Years Ago


Gee

6 Years Ago

I'm not a woe is me kinda guy....to much shite happens all over, no point moping eh ??
Very clever and witty! I'm a fan of your rhyme!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Gee

7 Years Ago

Thank you. Many are put off by rhyme because it can be very restrictive. Me, being a child at heart,.. read more
Drama Child

7 Years Ago

oh yes, same here. I find when it's forced it can throw it off but you Sir, oh it just flows.. Rhyme.. read more
Gee

7 Years Ago

Thank you..
haha that's my boy! you're a punny man, Gee. good one indeed.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Gee

7 Years Ago

Thank you Woody.
This poem was hilarious! I have a soft spot for puns. ("Eggcidental Death", and instant classic!) Every once in a while it's nice to be reminded that poetry is an art form and like any art form, there's room in it for laughter.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Gee

7 Years Ago

Thank you kindly
I read this to my teenagers and they said the last line should read " What a waste of coke" ha ha ha

Posted 7 Years Ago


Gee

7 Years Ago

Lol,that fits nicely as well. My 15 year old has only ever let me read her 1 poem, "The Giant Stink".. read more
Omg this is the best thing I have read all day XD. Love it more more!!!!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Gee

7 Years Ago

Thank you. I have updated Georgie Porgie, snd Little Miss Muffet, which are on my page somewhere. Gl.. read more
Very clever xD was very fun to read.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Gee

7 Years Ago

Thank you kindly
Oh my, this is great! lol
A clever write.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Thanks ,very kind.Little Miss Muffet was also given an update!!!
Melinda McQueen

8 Years Ago

Ohhh really?
So very clever Gee...Eggcidental...LMAO
such a great twist of the little rhyme! :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Morning Sereena,thanks.You might also like Little Miss Muffet which I've also had a pop at!!

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Added on December 19, 2014
Last Updated on December 29, 2020
Tags: cocaine, egg, death

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Milton keynes, United Kingdom



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