Humpty Dumpty:The Inquest

The shocking truth behind Humptys demise.

After numerous tests and to manies disdain
it was found that Humpty had taken cocaine,
which led to his seizure and subsequent fall
from his favourite perch high up on the wall.
So the coroner declared, with a sigh, a sad breath,
that Humptys demise was "Eggcidental Death"
NOW.........
People may laugh and they may even joke,
but with so many starving, what a waste of a yolk!!!!

Reviews

[Solitaireman]

I love it when writings take something and turn it on its ear. This is an amazing reimagining of the famous nursery rhyme. Keep up the good work.

[Gee]

Thanks for both finding and reviewing

[andrew mitchell]

LMAO Gee you have raised the bar for pure clever enjoyment . This is great stuff my man! Eggciting stuff! Eggcelent work lol

[Gee]

And an eggceptional review.Cheers Andrew

[andrew mitchell]

still one of your eggcelent piece of writing gee.

[Gee]

Hi Andrew, just having a butcher's at some of my earlier written piffle. Hope you're well, am just nearing the end of my first of two weeks in Portugal, beeeeoooootifulllllll

[andrew mitchell]

you lucky duck spelt wrong. i am fine but not in portugal lol.

[Valkyrie Warrior]

Love it! So clever and funny, very well done!

[Kismet]

Clever, clever! I loved it. Oddly cute and "punny.." you might say.

[Gee]

Cheers mate,appreciate you reading and reviewing