Sausages, Tacos and Rhubarb Gin

After nursery rhyme fame came.....

Much to Simple Simons relief the pie man was duly caught and charged. Charged with multiple counts of indecent exposure, and also of passing off his penis as a blow up sausage, then offering a fiver to unsuspecting girls to inflate it, this ruse being used successfully not only on Little red, but also Alice and Bo Peep.

Victim statements read to a packed courtroom told how Alice had resorted to cocaine in a bid to rid heself of her demons, such was her trauma at being near blinded by the spitting sausage, Red had immersed herself in Rhubarb Gin and casual sex with transgender fishermen, whilst Bo, the youngest and most vulnerable of the three, had set up a blind tasting, taco store, ( fish being the main ingredient), only to be arrested herself, as the taco was actually her lady bits.( this she found was the only way to part sate her unquenchable desire for cunni l!ngus. )

Thank you S Dickens for, " why make a fanny in the form of a taco and then not expect it to be eaten !! "

Anyway, 6 months on and the Pie man is 3 years away from release, Red has shacked up with a French, transgender, mackerel tickler called Freda Mi Brah, Alice is peddling drugs for an online pharmaceutical company, the peddling being a free bicycle delivery service, whilst Bo is teaching, for free I might add, men to hold their breath for multiple minutes whilst at the same time experiencing multiple orgasms. And Simon, well, he chopped off his knob, had a nip and tuck, breast implants, calls himself Simone, and can be found shooting all manner of object from his newly made snatch in a Thai go go bar, much to the amusement of many a middle aged man from the UK.

Author's Note

Sorry....

Reviews

[Onlyme]

OMG, this is funny as hell, unique, naughty but very nice. And entertaining, to say the least. Gee you do know how to cheer someone up big time. blessings Dawn.

[Gee]

Glad to be of some use :)) Try to be a wee bit different.
Thank you, hope you are ok

[Onlyme]

Not to bad thanks Gee, Hope you and your family are good. :)

[Gee]

All good thanks

[Onlyme]

Glad to hear it Gee.🎻 musictomyears. 😊

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

never apologise for ones own work
its very original

[Gee]

I'll remember thst, cheers

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

i wish i could write in a satirical way this is so clever didnt know whether to laugh or cry so laughed and could see humour sadness meaness comedy etc in all of this. Very cleverly written.

[Gee]

Good morning Julie, thank you.