Gluten Free

Man why does everyone want to be free of me

Gluten free

What did I do to you to be deserving of your

Scorn it's unnerving

I tried my best to comfort

I was your mother

Making you feel better

I gave you myself

Like a person in a snowstorm stuck in a cave

Sacrificing themselves to cannibalism

Oh look at you with your rice and your quinoa

You can't say I wasn't more delicious

No you can't take that away

Come back come back please

Let me keep you company

Have a beer and a bun

You're making me sad

Let me sit in your colon

As cement in a bucket that sat in the sun for days

Please don't go gluten free

This is me your bestest buddy wheat talking

You know me

Your parents weren't wrong to make you well acquainted

With me

Would you doubt them

Come now

Please don't liberate me

My gluten plea

Reviews

[linda m. crate]

To be honest I was a little worried when I saw the title of this. This was amusing. I know a friend that has to be "gluten free" due to a condition she has, but for the most part, I think it's just hype. Poor, Mr. Gluten.

[Alene Parr]

Haha. This is great. Gluten free beer just isn't the same! Thanks for the laugh.

[Melobldnfr]

Lol. Made me laugh. Clever.

[Praveeta]

So true. More and more people are becoming gluten intolerant. Thanks for sharing.

[Luke L]

yes indeed

[Pryde Foltz]

Poor gluten … alas he is as you say a load of cement in the colon. Funny write, Luke.

[Luke L]

thank you, Pryde