This is Hysterical!

This is Hysterical!

A Poem by Miss Marlette
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Story of a silly little dog.

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You’ll never believe it
ROFLMAO
A dog, a relic, hysteric
Was born with a tragic flaw
A fetish for abuse
By his darling Mom-in-law
SMH, he’s so angelic
Loves being buggered in public
Till he pees his rheumy paws
He offers up his butt
Gets repeatedly kicked
In his sad, wrinkly nuts
By a bad, backwoods broad
With a hairy, lumpy jaw

Chorus
A dog, a relic, hysteric
Has such a friggin’ flaw
Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw
Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw

STFU! She often tells him
You f*****g old outlaw
And he soils his knickers
Publicly, cooing in awe
Now, while in her hole 
she hibernates
The spineless ol primate
Messages all her foes
Drooling, in the raw
It’s beyond the silly prick
She may come back quick
With a big, bloody chainsaw
Hacking off his small 
Soft, noodly dick
Screaming her last hurrah

Chorus
A dog, a relic, hysteric
Has such a friggin’ flaw
Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw
Hee Hee Hee Hee Haw

© 2021 Miss Marlette


Author's Note

Miss Marlette
An award winning comedy poem. I won intergalactic acclaim for this. All are invited for a read and laugh

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Intergalactic acclaim?? I didn't realise they had Intergalactic Poetry sites open for entrants! You might want to keep that a secret, though. Else a certain prominent award winning fundamentalist will steal your thunder! You are always having fun in your writes and it's admirable that you don't take yourself so seriously. It's something we can learn from your pen. You have a talent for internal rhyme and if you can play a guitar and sing this may make you an intergalactic internet sensation....assuming they have internet in the far reaches of the galaxy, that is. Always bold and witty, Miss Marlette. 💛

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

2 Weeks Ago

I love this review. Yes, I rock to my own internal rhythm. As for the award winning fundamentalists... read more



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wow


this takes a dark turn


i think you were going for a rather dark comedy


its very different and well constructed


i think it rocks


great job with it

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

1 Week Ago

Hey PlayWrite!
'Lmao' is better than 'High Brow', don't you agree?
Thanks 😊
Good writing. The judiciary and learned judge are working on a decree to wrap up this case. The declaration is expected in the next court session. Stay prepared.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Weeks Ago

We need the decree quick Your Honor. An old wrinkly clown with a tragic life and nothing between his.. read more
I read your comments. Yeah, staying online means you just enjoy. Nothing too heavy on internet.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Weeks Ago

Enjoy I do I do. Thanks Mo.
Marlette you swine! Stop posting multiple review comments on your own page. Only we can do it to inflate our own review count. You don't have that privilege here.

Bingo! Watch me do it!

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Marlette! You M**********r! All your reviewers are you yourself because anyone liking your stuff cannot exist. Unless an entity promotes our retarded efforts, it's a non-entity. Get that? We and only we are entitled to 1000 rave reviews per painful poem. Shakespeare couldn't rival us if he lived today. We're Yeats, Keats, Milton, Kipling and Plath!

Lol. I knew you were all dead. I can smell the rot.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


I hate you Mariette! How dare you boost and promote your own poems instead of some idiot p***y's piss weak poetry?? You f*****g troll and Manipulator. You don’t have the license! How dare you figure in the Cafe Top Charts without the seal of approval of some no-talent nobodies! First learn to exist in cliques! Then try to troll on the sly and play your dirty politics around here!

OH go get off my page if you don't like what I post, useless buttwipes. Shove a rheumy finger up your butt and STFU. I post what I like. Stop finding yourself in my stuff.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


I almost choked on my porridge, my dear. Someone up for ridicule here? Yes yes, I fear. If I could say the 'f' word so atrocious, I'd say this is f*****g hilarious. And plenty more such and so. Go girl, go go go go go.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Weeks Ago

Slow slow slow slow slow slow with such praise lol. I hate getting my butt licked. Hahaha or maybe n.. read more
Intergalactic acclaim?? I didn't realise they had Intergalactic Poetry sites open for entrants! You might want to keep that a secret, though. Else a certain prominent award winning fundamentalist will steal your thunder! You are always having fun in your writes and it's admirable that you don't take yourself so seriously. It's something we can learn from your pen. You have a talent for internal rhyme and if you can play a guitar and sing this may make you an intergalactic internet sensation....assuming they have internet in the far reaches of the galaxy, that is. Always bold and witty, Miss Marlette. 💛

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

2 Weeks Ago

I love this review. Yes, I rock to my own internal rhythm. As for the award winning fundamentalists... read more
Dogs are usually so faithful love. I was shocked to read about this fuckhead lolol. You write so funny. My son is also very good at writing humor. I inboxes you a link to one of his. Try him sometime. Xoxo

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Weeks Ago

This isn't the usual sweet faithful canine. This is a human distorted version of dog.

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