50 Shades of Lol

I don't even...

            “Ah, your house always smells like fresh baked bread” I said as I left Leon’s house and stepped back outside.

            “Man, I gotta piss” Dakota said urgently, “I’ll just step out onto the side of the house.”

            “Dude, the bathroom is right inside, literally less than ten feet through the door. Plus, his house smells really nice and homey. Go check it out.” I told Dakota, opening the door.

            “I’ve been in there before.” He said, stepping past me and closing the door behind him.

    “So Leon, why does your house smell so nice?” I asked, opening the door and inviting myself back in.

    “It’s always been like that. I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about.” He said, following me in and making his way over to a large computer propped up on a shelf. “Let’s see if Emilia has replied. . . Nope.”

    “You have way too many mirrors in there.” Dakota said, coming out of the bathroom.

    “Let’s step back outside.” I began, following Dakota outside. As we all stood out on his front porch, a chill wind swept from the hill below, causing each of us to shiver. Leon’s cat climbed onto the railing beside his house, sniffing and looking around at the side of his wall. “Have you ever pushed your cat off of there?”

    “Hah! As if. This cat won’t fall off anything. Trust me, he manages to hold on somehow and gets away.” Leon spoke, laughing.

    “Oh yeah? Try it th-“ Before I could finish the sentence, Leon quickly and almost unnoticeable, without expression, shoved his cat off the railing. The cat quickly made a grab for the wooden slab before missing and flipping off a 10 ft. plunge, landing with a soft thud and pissed off meow.

 

THE END

Author's Note

I wasn't drunk when I wrote this.

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

*blink blink* What??

So this is the first piece of yours I have read, and, well...What??

Seriously...why does the house always smell like fresh baked bread? And why does everyone keep saying they are going to "step" places? "I'll just step outside..." "Let's step back outside..." Who says that??

Anyway, all joking apart, this was cute and clever and the pissed off cat in the end made me lol, so...good on ya. My best advice I can offer: keep up the hard work. Some people are born writers, but they do not necessarily come out of the womb spouting brilliance, okay? If you are serious about the craft, just keep writing. It is the ONLY way you are going to improve.

-kimmer ;-)

[Michael Thrower]

Lolol thank you. And this was just me remembering the night out with my friends and writing it as best as I could glance back. It was a true story ;) But yeah, definitely not seriously written :P I made it mostly to link to my friends so they could lol. Thanks for reading!

[Lover Of Words]

Wow

[Keith]

I had a flashback to that short span of time I drank and smoked (Yes, I inhaled) If you weren't drunk, you managed to tap into the inner drunk within. And in that, nicely done :)

It was a quirky and fun read. Thanks for sharing.

[Kiara]

"I wasn't drunk when I wrote this." hahaha. One time my cat randomly fell off the stairs at our house, she didn't land on her feet. :P

[dunnia]

hahaha....that was a weird ending loved it though cant stop laughing ....looking at my cat and thinking..evil laugh

[Michael Thrower]

Lmfao! Do it ;)

[dunnia]

Hahahaha what if she doesnt like me no morrreee....maybe when shes sleeping.....

[Victoria PoetryBunny]

Well this was some laugh especially since it's true. Friends can make for crazy times... a house that always smells like bread sounds nice too. haha :)

[Michael Thrower]

Lol it is nice xD Thanks for reading.

[Kaylor Mason]

That sounds like my cat . . . she's always pissed off

[Ninja'sMuse]

..What? Haha. I like it, reminded me of my ramblings in the middle of the night

[C.C. Marx]

your either very creative or insane....but im dying laughing either way right now lmafo

[Michael Thrower]

Lol thank you xD It's actually a true story

[C.C. Marx]

wow...and i thought my life was random

[Michael Thrower]

Hahaha yeah xD Thanks for the review

[C.C. Marx]

no prob, enjoyed your odd story!

[Enid Blake]

Is this one of those 'You had to be there' moments? That's what it sounds like to me. This is a good way to capture those moments forever :)

[Michael Thrower]

Lol yes, you hit it on the mark.