Where's the Cream
What do you mean?
You don't have any cream?
the Starbucks-spoiled princess did yelp;
she lamented; and let out a scream.
Holy Green Mermaid! she carried on.
I see skim, 2-percent, and whole milk,
there's even a fermented bean juice,
rotting away on the shelf!
Half and half is not the same,
my petulant apron-clad friend.
Put that water-downed atrocity away;
you put it away in the bin!
the fattier the better.
This cup is my nirvana;
calories don't count in heaven.
Now, I know what your thinking;
Our little princess should switch to decaf tea
The problem, our little princess ...
our little princess is me.
So take my advice for another day,
another day you want to live, that is.
For without my morning cup of joe,
this princess is a fire-spitting dragon.
From my dead gripping talons,
will you get my cup of caffeine;
so wipe that silly smirk from your face;
soothe the beast ... and get me some f*****g cream!!!