Can't Fool Me

Don't believe everything you hear

Tell me you're an alien

Or a ghoul who drives a hearse

I likely won't believe you...

After all, it's April first

You can tell me that you're preggers

With Justin Bieber's baby

Or that a werewolf bit you

And now you might have rabies

Tell me that it turned to sand,

The water in your pool

Or that government wants  what's best for us...

Forget it!  I'm no fool.

Author's Note

April Fool's Day rambling...

Reviews

[Just Kim]

oh wow, totally enjoyed this piece. Amazing!

[Rita L. Sev]

Thank you!

[Hand Held Writer]

Very nice. I like it.
And that's no April's fool.

[Rita L. Sev]

Thank you! :)

[Holly Mason]

love it...a very nice smile you have given here-and the Bieb's just got in trouble for assault yesterday...poor kid
well let me tell you-I won the lottery!!!oh no wait I would have to play first
very cute and clever a nice touch to a fun Holiday*)*)
thank you for sharing much

[Rita L. Sev]

Thanks, Holly! Don't know what made Bieber come to mind - probably his recent troubles, he's in the news a lot... :) Here's to someday actually playing (and winning) that lottery!