Bad boy

This is just for fun. A spoof on 'Santa Baby' not to be taken as a serious work of poetry.

Oh baby, slip a bad boy under the tree, For me.

I've been an awful bad girl, I admit
Oh baby, but please send him
... to my house tonight.

Oh hunny, 25 adorable too, eyes light blue.

I'll wait up for my baby,
Oh hunny, send him to my house tonight.

Think of how I have been bad,
Think of all the fellas that I have had,
I don't deserve a visit from Santa
but his replacement: he will do
send me my bad boy tonight

Oh honey, I wanna guy,
And really that's just expected,
I've been a girl that deserves it,
Oh baby, send him to my house tonight.

Oh my cutie, there's one thing that I really need �" oh please.
Don't think its ease,
Oh cutie, but send him to my house tonight.

Oh baby, fill my body with that feeling, oh yeah.
Putting myself on the line,
Oh baby, please send him to my house tonight.

Make sure he has a gift for me,
Argos won't work: but bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe there must be,
Let's see if its right, my theory
send me my bad boy tonight

Oh hunny, don't mention anything, about a ring.
I don't need no connection,
That aint right for me: Oh baby
oh please send him to my house tonight,
to my house tonight