What i will cook my teacher for lunch>>>>>>>

well another hummor kids poem ..... hope you like it and enjoy it .....

What I could cook my teacher!

List of things,

1. slug,stew

2. worm soup,

3. cockroach salad,

4. rattlesnake cookies,

5. Rat's pee instead of apple juice,

6. seaweed, and ants for a snack,

7. Hope the old teacher doesn't die.!!

The poem !

What I will cook my teacher for lunch,

If I cook my teacher a hot lunch,

I would start off with a slug stew,

Then I'd serve her worm soup as well,

then I'd serve her a cockroach salad,

And and a tall glass of rat's pee instead of apple juice,

Now for a snack I'd feed seaweed, and red Ants,

Oh Don't forget the most important thing of all,

The desert,

For desert I would feed her rattle snake cookies,

I hope the old teacher doesn't die .

The End,

BY:Jennifer Little

Author's Note

just another kids hummor and funny poems for kids to like and read .... well hope you like this poem let me know what you think

Reviews

[fireblossom]

This is a strange and funny poem. I like it.

[T. Michele Smock]

they are funny

[?]

Cute

[olla]

I love the childlike emotion.. we hav e all had a teacher that we would have sent to you for lunch.. mine was Miss Lynn...

[Cascara (aka Sprint Goe..]

great poem!

[AK]

Haha! Nice poem!

[Yari Garcia (Older Prof..]

Hahaa Kids will love this one!

[MandaBear]

very interesting i hope they like what they get to eat lol

[Who Cares]

Amusing and overall a great poem, thanks for sharing

[Lowesy]

there's evil in this child somewhere..... me being a primary school teacher in training..... i'm slightly worried