Project Backwards; Chapter FiveA Chapter by Michael StevensChapter Five
Where was he? Steve came out of the fog of a time travel
leap, and felt the usual disorientation.
He appeared to be in a drawing room of some sort. He could hear the click-clunk of a typewriter
from the next room. He gathered himself, walked to and opened the brown-stained door. He saw a tall, strong-looking man with a big
mustache pounding away on a typewriter.
The man was so involved with writing, he didn’t notice Steve standing in
the doorway.
“Uh, hum!” coughed Steve, to get the man’s
attention. The man looked up, and he
looked vaguely familiar, but Steve couldn’t quite place him.
“Ah, good morning Steve; I trust you slept
well?”
“Yes, thank you,” and he walked up to where the man was typing,
and saw ‘A Study Painted Reddish-Brown’ by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle written on
the page. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! The big question now was why was he
here? That question was answered by
Doyle’s next question.
“About done with the landscape?”
So apparently, he was here doing Sir
Arthur’s lawn. “Eh, not quite yet; it’s
hard to say how much longer.”
“Well, I guess it doesn’t really matter;
I’m stuck on writing this beast anyway.
I can’t invite people over for croquet until I finish this b*****d!”
“Oh, what are you working on, if you don’t
mind me asking?”
“Oh, it’s just an idea I have for writing
about a brilliant detective who solves crime which are seemingly impossible.”
“Ah, Sherlock Homes?” Steve blurted
without thinking.
“Sherlock Holmes? Percy Limpid.”
Percy
Limpid? That name blew! “Might I suggest a tougher-sounding name
than Percy Limpid?”
“You know, I was never quite happy with
Percy Limpid, but I can’t think of another name. What was the one you came up with?”
“Sherlock Homes.”
“Sherlock Holmes? I’m not really crazy about that name either,
but for now, I’ll change the character’s name to that, at least until I think
up something better.”
“And the name you’re going to call the novel,
A Study Painted in Reddish-Brown? Might
I suggest something a little more memorable (that title was memorable all
right, memorably awful!)?; maybe something like A Study in Scarlet?”
“Mmm, A Study in Scarlet huh? I spent hours coming up with the title, but
if you think you’d be more inclined to read it, I’ll change it. Sometimes I’m too close to it.” My
work here is done, thought Steve; Percy
Limpid?
Sir Arthur asked him, “Are you going to
get started on the yard?”
“Yeah, right now.”
“Before you go, maybe you can help me with
another problem I’m having with Percy--err--Sherlock Holmes. I want to show him with warts and all. I was thinking maybe he has a drug
problem? I was thinking huffing paint
fumes, but then he'd have to stay in the room a long time; I don’t know; what do you think?”
Paint
fumes? I like the idea, but maybe
another drug; say, opium?”
“Opium, brilliant! Now why didn’t I think of that?”
On
second thought, Steve thought to himself.
But no, it was time to go. “Well,
I’ll be out in the yard.”
“I’ll call you for lunch.”
“Right, see you at lunch.”
He walked out into the yard, shook his
head at the way Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s mind worked, and said out loud, “Get
me out of here!” And his world turned
dark.
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