Zombies'n'S**t Ep. 19

Pretty Good First Date

Mary peeled my skin back and started poking around in my chest cavity.  Man, I thought the cutting was a weird sensation.

Hey, You gonna buy me dinner first, Mary?  I'm not that kind of girl.

Heeheeheeeee.

She grabbed something and pulled.  She hefted one of my lungs up and peered at it in the light.

What can I say?  She took my breath away.

Hehehehehe.

Oh, come on!  That one was good!

Mary started muttering to herself, "So, they can live through anything but severe damage to the brain.  That certainly explains why they can 'live' with their other organs rotted...."  She trailed off as she replaced it in my chest, after a little finagling.  Tight fit.  She continued her digging through my abdomen and, I gotta say, it tickled a little.  Also, this was a little intimate.

I mean, aside from the jokes, I did feel a little violated.  She is literately pulling my guts out, without my permission.  What is more violating than that?

Does this make her a necrophiliac?

I guess not.  She isn't gettin' down and dirty.  I'm not that lucky.

What?

Hey, I may be living impaired, but I'm still a guy, d****t.

I think.

Lemme check.

Oh, wait........

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[unspokenguilt]

Geeze how's he going to get out of this one?